By Steffi3 - United States Today, there was a spider in my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 290 You deserved it 55 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 37275 You deserved it 4417 205 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Annon - Australia Today, the recycling bin caught fire. My little brother was "experimenting" with his magnifying glass, set an egg carton on fire and didn't realise you had to put it out before throwing it in the bin. FML I agree, your life sucks 25729 You deserved it 2463 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kiwi - United Kingdom Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML I agree, your life sucks 47204 You deserved it 5552 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Plainview Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML I agree, your life sucks 35845 You deserved it 3297 121 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LightsOut - United States Today, I finished working a 70 hour work week. I'm a lineman for the electric company, and worked extended hours all week getting people's lights back on after a wind storm. When I got home, my power was out. FML I agree, your life sucks 43457 You deserved it 3117 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Tucson Today, my husband still hadn't gotten me anything for Christmas, so I bought and wrapped my own presents. Then I had my husband write 'to me, from him' on them so that I won't be embarrassed in front of my family on Christmas when it comes time to open presents. FML I agree, your life sucks 7949 You deserved it 1139 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unloved - United States Today, my parents told me they were going out for dinner tonight. I jokingly responded "Sweet! I am totally having a keg party then!" My dad responded "Keg parties are only for kids who have friends." He was serious. FML I agree, your life sucks 76826 You deserved it 8674 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ijustwantpizza - Australia - Brisbane Today, I was having a cheat meal after 2 weeks of strict dieting. When I opened the pizza box, I saw a cockroach. It'd been baked into the cheese. FML I agree, your life sucks 38484 You deserved it 7547 125 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hunterchik Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML I agree, your life sucks 3448 You deserved it 238 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML I agree, your life sucks 16131 You deserved it 1395 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Deaf and Dumb Today, while on the bus, the girl in front of me asked me if I could find the orange she'd dropped. I couldn't see it, but when I told her that there was no orange there, she gave me the strangest look. She'd said ring, not orange. FML I agree, your life sucks 3936 You deserved it 573 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Why Me - United States - Indianapolis Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML I agree, your life sucks 33958 You deserved it 2773 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ass slap - United States - Broomall Today, while I was hanging out with a cute girl, I slapped her ass playfully. She told me that she was going to get me back. She slapped my ass later that night unexpectedly while I was holding in a huge fart... It came out. FML I agree, your life sucks 67045 You deserved it 24692 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bb - United States - Hillsborough Today, after having tried for months to get a promotion at work, I finally had an interview for a higher position. Everything went great, and I was told I would get a call next week for my second interview. I went back to my desk, only to get an email stating they're canceling the position. FML I agree, your life sucks 22715 You deserved it 1589 34 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Lisa - United States Today, I received an overdue bill for my now nonexistent car that caught fire in July. FML I agree, your life sucks 28081 You deserved it 3540 57 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML I agree, your life sucks 26652 You deserved it 3694 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By andthatshowitgoes - United States Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why, he said, "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied." FML I agree, your life sucks 91355 You deserved it 5116 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By leah_kascar - United States - Hialeah Today, in the class I'm teaching, I assigned my students an essay to complete for homework. One student asked me if I was deducting points for bad spelling. I teach English. FML I agree, your life sucks 16921 You deserved it 2350 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Ellensburg Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML I agree, your life sucks 29748 You deserved it 2299 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ToysforHire Today, I found out that my girlfriend secretly purchased a vibrator and has been using it for the past two weeks. When I confronted her, her only argument was "It's made me cum more times than you could." FML I agree, your life sucks 2413 You deserved it 7405 51 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By greeenbean - Samoa Today, I was woken up by the massive earthquake in Samoa. I went downstairs to discover that all the hotel staff had fled and abandoned the hotel guests. I was left to run up to higher ground on foot. It was a three hour hike. By the time I got to a safe spot, the tsunami warning was lifted. FML I agree, your life sucks 38306 You deserved it 3746 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Great. - United States - Billings Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML I agree, your life sucks 25917 You deserved it 5322 224 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fucked5waystofriday - United States - Angola Today, my boss told me to resign within the month, or he'll fire me and give me a bad reference. I talked to him about it again later on, this time with my phone recording everything, so I could take the proof to HR. I guess he knew, because he acted like he had no idea what I was talking about. FML I agree, your life sucks 21565 You deserved it 1872 48 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hot_friend - United States Today, my boyfriend said he was in love with my best friend instead of me. I wouldn't be so upset if it wasn't the third boyfriend in a row this happened with. FML I agree, your life sucks 56839 You deserved it 4863 158 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By i-should-probably-stick-to-swimming - United States Today, while on the treadmill, my iPod fell and shot out underneath my feet. I got off to get it, and when I tried to get back on, I slipped and fell on my face on the moving track. The whole gym watched me get beat up by a treadmill and clapped when I finally got back on. FML I agree, your life sucks 30106 You deserved it 6352 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By seriously? Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML I agree, your life sucks 48765 You deserved it 10491 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my walk of shame may have been caught by the Google car. FML I agree, your life sucks 1632 You deserved it 597 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Whoops - France Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML I agree, your life sucks 12420 You deserved it 36340 96 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pretty_coin - Australia Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML I agree, your life sucks 35179 You deserved it 3548 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML I agree, your life sucks 43895 You deserved it 6377 135 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Burny Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML I agree, your life sucks 2766 You deserved it 264 5 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fcuked - New Zealand Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML I agree, your life sucks 25523 You deserved it 68418 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Peach - United States Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML I agree, your life sucks 23615 You deserved it 2148 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML I agree, your life sucks 33019 You deserved it 3474 180 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By meggiemouse - United States Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML I agree, your life sucks 33698 You deserved it 14363 260 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Zodiacfall Precision strike Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML I agree, your life sucks 1503 You deserved it 218 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Cindell Hanson - 2/3/2020 05:00 Kids these days… Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML I agree, your life sucks 1637 You deserved it 164 12 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Squashed - United States Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML I agree, your life sucks 53025 You deserved it 22814 189 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By booyouwhoree - United States Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML I agree, your life sucks 50741 You deserved it 18328 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Hove Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML I agree, your life sucks 22166 You deserved it 1467 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Googolman | 29 #6605668 - Saturday 14 May 2016 19:07 Your horrible is absolutely joke. Send a private message 62 5 Reply
By WARKID2000 | 13 #6605647 - Saturday 14 May 2016 18:30 Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment I'm so joke I think I should make an early Send a private message 11 37 Reply
Reply Googolman | 29 #6605668 - Saturday 14 May 2016 19:07 Your horrible is absolutely joke. Send a private message 62 5 Reply
By warner69 | 8 #6605652 - Saturday 14 May 2016 18:39 these are so dumb. if i wanted unfunny pictures i would download ifunny Send a private message 8 2 Reply
Reply Ashd09 | 30 #6605654 - Saturday 14 May 2016 18:43 Totally agree with #3. You're trying too hard to be "funny" and it's just ruining the experience for me. Since yall won't listen when I comment in the play store I'm just throwing this out there. Send a private message 2 1 Reply
By kolby12309 | 26 #6605657 - Saturday 14 May 2016 18:48 should be a car on fire Send a private message 5 10 Reply
By Railroader | 16 #6605666 - Saturday 14 May 2016 19:01 Yeah these pictures are not good. Now if posters of legit FMLs could add related photos to their posts.... Well that would be a different story. Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By coatl45 | 11 #6605674 - Saturday 14 May 2016 19:25 Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope Send a private message 11 2 Reply
By Railroader | 16 #6605677 - Saturday 14 May 2016 19:27 Yeah these pictures are not good. Now if posters of legit FMLs could add related photos to their posts.... Well that would be a different story. Send a private message 4 3 Reply
By AlexTehGrate | 2 #6605686 - Saturday 14 May 2016 19:51 why can't I see the photo? Send a private message 2 9 Reply
Reply Pleonasm | 34 #6605738 - Saturday 14 May 2016 20:38 Spider on your screen? Send a private message 28 1 Reply
By Startled_Toenail | 21 #6605688 - Saturday 14 May 2016 19:52 These jokes are almost as terrible as minion quotes Send a private message 27 12 Reply
Reply EmiEvelyn | 12 #6605801 - Saturday 14 May 2016 22:34 This is actually amusing. At the very least it made me smile to myself while reading. Send a private message 13 4 Reply
By ballinball | 14 #6605693 - Saturday 14 May 2016 19:55 been there crashed over there Send a private message 2 4 Reply
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