Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
henhouse
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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innerbeast86 3
yeah but its a creaking sweet car! his roommates might get him find for Xmas or cb radio so he can talk to other car beds. his sister thinks he should get an alarm. Is your boyfriend nick swardson
TheGingGamer 0
Are you to young or is he to old
BrokenDreamer24 15
Okay, even though this is a two lined FML, it's the most messed up one I have ever read. OP's boyfriend is probably still living at home with his mom and still loves his race car bed.
GTRspecV 0
maybe dude is 15 and his parents can't afford a new bed?
luckyfour 2
Vroom vroom!!
inloveee 0
hmmm. well, at least you had fun right?
moselhorn17 0
like
brunobabe 0
I think thats pretty sweet. Lol
dancinwookie 21
What kind of sound system did it have?
SadisticStephyy 21
Look on the bright side, racecar spelled backwards is racecar :)
lovebeecharmer 6
What is so fml about this? Sounds like a white rich girl problem.