Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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Comments (256)
awagh666 14
Did he enter the pit lane???? Lol
shannoob 2
That's what you get for dating a 10yr old.
Buttsexpirate 9
When you made love did he go "vroom, vroom, beep beep"?
cufaoil 11
I'm sure he only played with her headlights
EwanSmith 2
lucky guy. i never got treats like that when i was 9
ILikeToFartSoBad 7
Who was driving the car?
Eva123Love 3
Well you are the one dating him, and you accepted to screwing in a toddlers bed. You weirdos were meant for eachother. (:
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
at least you lost your virginity though.
PaRaDoX1206 3
how is this an fml
Xxgreenbug29xX 5
LOL.
hippiechick96 3
doesn't matter, had sex!