Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
henhouse
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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Comments (256)
LexusFlu 1
What's the issue?
MrDbagManSir 3
Did he change your oil? Did you check his dipstick?! im done
justo84 2
Your bf sounds like a pretty cool guy
komptonassterry 1
hahahaha @21 my sister is going to buy me a radio, so i can talk to other car beds... hahahahahaha
yscpunkchick 14
Did his roommates buy it for him? Is his sister getting him some rims for it for christmas?
snazzy_247 0
You are TOO YOUNG to do that sort of thing. Where are your parents?!
coadycat 0
He must be a Nerdfighter!!! Epic Win!!! I personally think racecar beds are awesome. I see nothing wrong with this whatsoever.
bullrider92 19
Damn,were you babysitting him?Are you like 16 and he is like 12?
ravenevercross 19
YDI. Was your choice to give it up. My question is, how old us he if he owns that kind of bed? And for that matter, how old are you?
Malinkrot 3
did he complain about how the last person who slept over came on his mom? did he tell you that he lost his virginity to a 75 year old woman who gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob?