Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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Comments (256)
neverletup21 2
Hes taking a left turn!!!
Deathhound 27
You could have avoid it if you didn't want to lose your virginity there. So, you kinda deserved it...
Wapta 0
Did you drive stick?
tj4234 36
If you have a problem with it you shouldn't have done it. Besides, unless this was the first time you went to his house I doubt you've never seen his bed before...
toddlesscott 0
Did you guys win first place?
AshleyCole 0
That should show you the level of maturity he or both of you has. You didnt HAVE to give it up.
eggball 0
This is the best Fml I've ever seen. Is there an age difference...
jeniluvswaffles 0
So I'm guessing the pit stop went well too. ;P
duffy96 0
Beggars can't be choosers
Mxpxdude189 0
pedophile