Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted...

By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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Waste

By Annie - 31/08/2011 03:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 5 999

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:07

You can't expect the first time to last that long. Take it as a compliment haha. It will get better.

rieebee 23

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:03

Talk to him about it, make the next time better.

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anonymuse_fml 31

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:03

It will get better :)

rieebee 23

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:03

Talk to him about it, make the next time better.

black_ice_ 3

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:07

Miss_Chevious 37

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:06

I guess you had it cuming. No? okay...

MegasaurusRex89 28

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:07

You can't expect the first time to last that long. Take it as a compliment haha. It will get better.

bunnyfish 27

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:07

At lest you know he really was a virgin.

Psyqiik 18

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:09

Prolly cause u made him wait so damn long

cheshireau 26

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:14

Just communicate about it with him and work on it together.

tounces7 27

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:15

Well you make the man wait 7 whole years, what the heck else were you expecting? I'm picturing a scene from "Scary Movie" here.

Chesterisnotdead 1

Sunday 9 April 2017 8:02

word

snarkytruth 37

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:15

Your magical moment -when a rabbit turns into a jackass. Not very considerate of you. Only being a virgin himself could excuse that behavior.

Mackade 18

Thursday 14 January 2016 9:15

It'll get better. Should probably build up instead of jump right into the sex. But what do I know?

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