Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
henhouse
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
feminista
Guatemala City, Guatemala 🌶️ Spicy
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
flopsy
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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jmsbigley 6
words of wisdom from a great movie... "Is your bed a race car?" "Yeah, but its a ******* sweet car!"
luccmon 6
what do you mean by finally? it doesn't sound to me like you waited very long. :p
ggdawg24 0
Pedo alert
sko12342 3
Did he use a sweet pickup-line beforhand like: "Wanna take a ride in my car?"
JailBreakMe 0
Was he making vroom vroom sounds as he was goin in?
Lmoney35 0
easy there speed racer there is nothing wrong with a perfectly good race car bed
optimusrhyme69 1
Yeah but I bet it was a ****** sweet car bed
NORTON315 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
AboveTheRest 6
I think this is cute actually. & you obviously saw the bed before you got in it so ydi?
Chrispayne 4
And how old r u 2