Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when... - FML

By MID12 - 23/03/2009 17:22 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

Tell her fiance.

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

Tell her fiance.

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Thursday 21 July 2011 19:18

and dump her

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:26

how did you get inside her? you would have to be really, really, really, really small to do that. They did that on Spongebob and Sandy had to shrink Spongebob and Patrick down to microscopic size so they could go inside Squidward.

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Saturday 18 March 2017 22:33

Got some bad news for ya...

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:27

u should have shouted "HONEY I'M HOME!"

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Monday 19 April 2010 20:24

WIN. gre afp

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Thursday 4 November 2010 1:47

I would hav yelled it

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Saturday 29 September 2012 23:01

LMAO That is freaking epic! Hahaha, definitely the beat option.

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:28

#2, that was lame

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:29

hahah #2. but dude, that sucks..

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:30

should have given her a facial

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Tuesday 18 December 2012 12:26

I accidentally thumbed you down... I meant up!

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:30

2- never try to be funny

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:30

What a whore lol sorry dude that sucks I agree with #1, he needs to know

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:31

haha, i agree with number 4. but op, that suckkkkkssss.

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Monday 23 March 2009 23:32

i would have taken the phone and started talking to him. but thats just me. i don't think she should be getting married to anyone

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