Wow, guys. I suck so, so bad, and in more ways than one! ROFL.

Fags

Sorry OP but YDI for being a douche.

So... what type of bike did she ride?

Sorry OP but YDI for being a douche. I hate the one night stand type of guy.

26- Rule #1 about threadjacking: Do not threadjack if nothing relevant has been posted about the original comment, or you look like you're talking about the original comment, not OP

34- Well, sorry. I didn't mean to destroy the subject. People below me have God's, the Pope's, and the President's approval to continue talking about the actual post.

Pff.

Is that why you couldnt stay? No place to put your things? Only 1 night stand?

#31 hasn't kissed a girl in his life

Ok but what does that have to do with anything? I mean, no offense or anything.

You must be pretty desperate to get with a women that could beat you..

He edited it. He had something else earlier.

I think you really satisfied her libido. but I wonder who had sex with who?

Act of a mod, most likely Sirin for all you newcomers :)

Whatever it is, I like it.

I have no idea whats going on..

Funny shit man

damn… totally FYL.

You deserved it for having a one night stand with a butch biker chick

Why do I smell bicycles?

2- I fucking love your picture lol.

That's why I wait till 2 nights after.

Why didn't you just call her back?

Bcuz she's a biker brod

#77, he wouldn't have to sleep with her. He could tell her he's moving to a diferent country and that although the time he spent with her was delightful, long-distance relationships never work out.

Okay, Barney.

Because he isn't obligated to

Well... You shouldn't have pissed off my sister.

Why didn't u call her? It's a guaranteed laid.

LOL

guaranteed lay**

You're hot ;)

Who gives a fuck.

^ The biker chick. Or she would have if the guy called back.

Something tells me that she was the one giving the orders in bed.

OP's name suggests that she succeeded, or it was rough sex . . .

And if you had read the whole FML you'd have found that OP does indeed tell us she succeeds

Yeah I know. I just wanted to comment on the username.

What does OP mean?

I have an ORIGINAL POSTER of the denver broncos.

OP's place of residence suggests that biker chicks/one-night stands aren't too rare

So she doesn't know the concept of a one night stand?

exactly.

Or she didn't realise it was a one-night stand. Maybe she saw OP, fell head over heels in love with him and misinterpreted the amazing sex as the start of an amazing relationship. Dunno.

OP, FYL for getting beaten up, but YDI for not saying you were not interested in anything more than a one-night stand/not calling her back.

Dating A lesbian when your a dude can do rough things to a guy. Did she snap your dick off to??

Yes. That's why OP's username is 'owmyhead'

Jacobt24; that was a much better reference to OP's username. Well played.

All thanks to heavymetalman here for setting me up. I have Chewy Chips Ahoy! cookies with your name on it

COOKIES!!!