By owmyhead - 21/08/2011 00:08 - United States

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Today, I learned the hard way that when a pierced, tattooed, and otherwise extremely stereotypical biker chick jokingly threatens to find you and beat you up if you don't call her back after a one-night stand, she's not actually joking. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

Something tells me that she was the one giving the orders in bed.

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jobo50123 3

Why didn't you just call her back?

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ImSoBaller 0

Wow, guys. I suck so, so bad, and in more ways than one! ROFL.

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kevsnev 7

Sorry OP but YDI for being a douche.

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fabian21 0

So... what type of bike did she ride?

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kevsnev 7

Sorry OP but YDI for being a douche. I hate the one night stand type of guy.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

26- Rule #1 about threadjacking: Do not threadjack if nothing relevant has been posted about the original comment, or you look like you're talking about the original comment, not OP

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fabian21 0

34- Well, sorry. I didn't mean to destroy the subject. People below me have God's, the Pope's, and the President's approval to continue talking about the actual post. Pff.

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TenderizeMe 0

Is that why you couldnt stay? No place to put your things? Only 1 night stand?

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oops_im_fucked 8

Ok but what does that have to do with anything? I mean, no offense or anything.

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hellogoodbye1996 6

You must be pretty desperate to get with a women that could beat you..

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Jacobt24 19

He edited it. He had something else earlier.

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mchakkiwala 0

I think you really satisfied her libido. but I wonder who had sex with who?

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Blazingcrono 6

Act of a mod, most likely Sirin for all you newcomers :)

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cruxx 0

I have no idea whats going on..

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athena3100 9

damn… totally FYL.

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babyfireball77 14

You deserved it for having a one night stand with a butch biker chick

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palahniukpaul 6

Why do I smell bicycles?

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jobo50123 3

Why didn't you just call her back?

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Lennes 12

#77, he wouldn't have to sleep with her. He could tell her he's moving to a diferent country and that although the time he spent with her was delightful, long-distance relationships never work out.

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Because he isn't obligated to

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megz21 0

Well... You shouldn't have pissed off my sister.

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iAmScrubs 19

Something tells me that she was the one giving the orders in bed.

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Jacobt24 19

OP's name suggests that she succeeded, or it was rough sex . . .

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StoryOfTheYear 14

And if you had read the whole FML you'd have found that OP does indeed tell us she succeeds

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Jacobt24 19

Yeah I know. I just wanted to comment on the username.

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Jacobt24 19

I have an ORIGINAL POSTER of the denver broncos.

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Glassmaster 0

OP's place of residence suggests that biker chicks/one-night stands aren't too rare

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Salkadi 9

So she doesn't know the concept of a one night stand?

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DjeePee 24

Or she didn't realise it was a one-night stand. Maybe she saw OP, fell head over heels in love with him and misinterpreted the amazing sex as the start of an amazing relationship. Dunno. OP, FYL for getting beaten up, but YDI for not saying you were not interested in anything more than a one-night stand/not calling her back.

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heavymetalman1 0

Dating A lesbian when your a dude can do rough things to a guy. Did she snap your dick off to??

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Jacobt24 19

Yes. That's why OP's username is 'owmyhead'

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BelleBelle_fml 11

Jacobt24; that was a much better reference to OP's username. Well played.

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Jacobt24 19

All thanks to heavymetalman here for setting me up. I have Chewy Chips Ahoy! cookies with your name on it

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