Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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ResentfulEmu 1
That's adorable! YDI for being a jerk.
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, ...err. YDI. Clearly the race-car bed is a negative thing for you, as you're posting about it on FML. Let's just presume that hey maybe a new bed isn't in homeboys' budget, or his parents' right now. Fair fair. The significance of this bed being a race-car and then you're having sex in it... clearly it wasn't enough of a thing to prevent you guys from going at it, and clearly you found it skeevy enough that you took note and posted as such. Is the post an FYL because your boyfriend *has* a race-car bed and you slept together in it, or is it an FYL because you were up for losing your virginity in a bed shaped as a race-car? Maybe because his bed being a race-car was the only memorable thing about the experience? Help us out here. You (generally speaking) have a modicum of power to decide where and when you want intercourse, even if you're kids without a car. Granted, that power is extremely limited- however I can sum it up into two words that can literally be applied to any environment until you find one that suits you for sex (especially if your boyfriend has a race-car bed and you're not into it): "somewhere else". Such as *your* bed, for instance. I guess I'm just a little confused as to the /facepalm aspect of this post.
absforlife95 1
Dam five bucks says it was a quicky
sabresrock 0
Epic
hottiebrunette 0
Like Charlie sheen, I bet he's winning
Wh0res 4
hot ;)
Shmekekey 0
that's pretty badass actually..
dzotz 6
that's awesome...(:
decidedlyvague 11
was it boring and repetitive?
shake_my_head 2
you're not supposed to have intercourse at twelve darling....