Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 33355 I agree, your life sucks 33355 You deserved it 5451 You deserved it 5451 0 2 15 20 By loser. / Saturday 20 March 2010 06:23 / Canada
Today, I went to a haunted hayride with my crush and friends. I got scared and screamed so he put his arm around me and hugged me. I took this as a good... I agree, your life sucks 2628 I agree, your life sucks 2628 You deserved it 284 You deserved it 284 9
Today, I had another lucid dream. Like every time I lucid dream, I immediately started having tons of dream sex. That would've been fine if I hadn't been... I agree, your life sucks 7027 I agree, your life sucks 7027 You deserved it 2415 You deserved it 2415 23
Today, none of my 500 Facebook friends responded to my status about "who wants to hang out during summer holidays?" I created an imaginary person on a... I agree, your life sucks 59721 I agree, your life sucks 59721 You deserved it 46104 You deserved it 46104 240
Today, my mother annahilated my entire baseball card collection because I am "too old for toys." I am 35 years old, I live on my own, and my collection... I agree, your life sucks 26 I agree, your life sucks 26 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Today I built a computer with 8 graphics cards that were really expensive. Yeah, they all blew up except the one that cost half the price of the rest.... I agree, your life sucks 10 I agree, your life sucks 10 You deserved it 3 You deserved it 3
Canada Today, we left the cat alone all day for the first time in months, and came back home 11.5 hours later to three enormous puddles of vomit. We then spent...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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