Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anticlimax
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
A tale as old as time
Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML
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cyns0_oaSailor 0
Was it fast?
emilieee_fml 0
Did you win the race?
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GoArmy6624 7
Yeah but it's a ****** sweet car. My parents said they're gonna get me rims for Christmas, or a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds. That would be sweet. I might get a stereo too. My sister says I should get an alarm.
Danny0D 5
LEGIT
Egnar 19
I don't understand this preconceived notion that losing your virginity is so special that it needs to be in a super awesome/romantic way. Most people lose their virginity to some guy/girl they'll never talk to again a few months later or in the back of a car, or in some other ill conceived place. I'm inclined to be the normal guy and be like KICK ASS AWESOME BED but frankly FML for your boyfriend, still finding such a bed appealing in what I imagine is high school
peanutedward92 0
are you a good driver?
gumbo1 8
you had a choice not to do it there
gatorsfan100 1
Did you like the ride??
klockworkz 3
Awesome xD
Iknoweverything 29
I'm going to assume you saw the bed before having sex in it... you could have asked him to come over to your place!
captn_fml 0
If he still sleeps in a racecar bed, he's too young for you girl!
forevermylife 0
Your point? So what? It's about the other person, not where you do it.