Kids, Pregnancy, Weird, Tests and Facebook: TMI, Mom

TMI, Mom

By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00

Today, my mom filled out a Facebook post called, “If your kid was named after your pregnancy cravings, what would their name be?” Apparently my sister would be “Passion fruit and coal dust” and I’d be “Mint sauce and butt sex.” What the hell kind of cravings are those? FML

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By kk - 09/01/2013 16:07 - United States

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

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By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML

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By are you fucking kidding me! - 18/08/2022 18:00

Today, I got guilt-tripped into going to eat with my parents and sister. My sister bit into a spicy pepper instead of a mild one, and thought the perfect response would be to shriek, moan, cry, and throw herself to the floor gagging. No she’s not allergic, she’s just a drama queen fishing for a free meal. FML

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By married - 16/10/2010 12:31 - United States

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

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By BornToBeABurden - 09/01/2014 16:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I asked my mum when she gets the urge to smoke. The answer I was looking for was "after I eat" or maybe even "when I'm tired". What I got was "every second since you were born". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2017 01:30

Today, I took a well-aimed TV remote to the testicles. My wife’s pregnancy cravings are really bad and I forgot to restock the cupboard with apricot jam and packets of sage and onion stuffing. FML

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By Purple - 06/11/2014 01:12 - United States - Fremont

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML

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By Amanda - 05/05/2018 15:00

Today, my daughter has been using the "supertaster" excuse to not eat my cooking. To prove to her that she isn't one, I blindfolded her and gave her a bowl of jelly beans, then asked her to plug her nose and identify the flavors. She got every single one correct. FML

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By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML

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By castironstomach - 03/10/2017 20:00

Today, I learned that my daughter will literally eat until she is sick to keep her father and brothers from getting her dessert. I also learned that my boys are sympathetic vomiters. All five of them. FML

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cuz803 44

Monday 15 August 2022 20:28

LMAOOO!!!! Interesting stuff. Your mom was wild when she had you two in the womb!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 August 2022 20:31

The others are not meaningful, butt one might crave butt sex since you can't get pregnant that way. It might be an indication how much your mom wanted to have you. Sorry.

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cuz803 44

Monday 15 August 2022 20:28

LMAOOO!!!! Interesting stuff. Your mom was wild when she had you two in the womb!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 15 August 2022 20:31

The others are not meaningful, butt one might crave butt sex since you can't get pregnant that way. It might be an indication how much your mom wanted to have you. Sorry.

poopface82 16

Monday 15 August 2022 22:37

I’m curious how one craves coal dust. The other stuff, yeah, although I’d be quiet about one of those things if I were her. I mean, really? Mint paste?

Anderling 32

Tuesday 16 August 2022 0:48

Wanting to eat things that aren’t normally considered edible is a condition known as pica, and it is apparently REALLY common in pregnant women. I can’t say why coal dust specifically except maybe mom associates it on some level with a comforting memory? Jury’s still out on the butt stuff though.