Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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nightowl713 25
I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!
spikedrummer49 6
Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!
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Comments (292)
eruditecognition 10
do you need a save point when you can pause the game? hit start, the system goes to standby in a few, switch to the other joystick.
lovelyohhmee 8
That's men for you!!!
cetlawizard 15
That's why there's a PAUSE feature..was he really that much of a jerk? If my wife walked in like that...I'd definitely pause the game!
Coyotay_Yelnats 4
What game? COD Black Ops? Cuz that ***** serious
Elisabethandrine 29
Well, if he is a gamer by heart, you should be happy he even looked at you.. I know I wouldnt do that, atleest not if the game was good
Ambience138 11
This is what you get for interrupting a gamer. What the hell did you expect? Video games ALWAYS trump sex. Every time.
chinagirl3343 8
As a gamer girl; I can testify that there is this thing called a pause button in games. He should've used it. He was being a jerk. If it ever happens again go get into the comfy outfit he hates... You know which one... And stay in it! He owes you an apology.
Callyn 47
Can you pause Call of Duty during a match? What about a raid in WoW or a game of League of Legends? OP says that her husband needed a save point, but that might just be her non-gamer lack of video game knowledge. Not every game has a pause function and if you're actually a gamer you should know that.
String_of_Fate 8
That may be true, but however there is an exit button. And since she mentioned "video games" not online games or being on the computer, he most likely had the option of pressing pause.
taka3000000o 8
If your in the middle of a good game do you really want to stop to do something else?
Callyn 47
Plenty of online games are console games and if someone isn't a gamer they probably don't know the difference. If this were from a man's point of view, everyone would be on him for being a dick and not being able to wait. I don't think that finishing what you are doing and then having sex is a bad thing.
MrCheese2021 5
I don't care if I'm the main healer in a 40-man raid, I'll pull the plug and tell the guys my power went out later. I absolutely love video games, but I also know that beating that epic boss means a lot less to me than getting it on with my girl and letting her know how sexy I think she is.
xRezSynn 15
At least he was gonna stop!
ironwords 8
Contrary to popular belief guys arnt thinking of sex 24/7, and if you catch us while we're busy, don't expect us to drop everything and run
chameleon28 16
Was it dead space?