Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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nightowl713 25
I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!
spikedrummer49 6
Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!
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Comments (292)
fmlforreal92 8
I play games too but for the love of God if my girlfriend came in looking sexy as hell ? I wouldn't think twice about dropping that shit.
fiicere 5
I was all for you up until you said "nearly 15 minutes." Really? Your life is so hard cause your husband made you wait a whole 15 minutes? Cry me a river. Sure, he was being somewhat insensitive. But by implying that you wanted him to drop everything immediately just cause you wanted him to shows that you are just as insensitive as he is. You deserve each other.
icepick23 12
Why would you not wait until the game is over? Your conduct was selfish and insensitive. How would you like it if your husband stripped down to his boxers and then expected you to come instantly running in the middle of one of your favorite activities?
pattayarick 8
That's what happens when you marry a 12 year old.
ni0ve 9
is it just me but I don't see a problem with that. is a man supposed to drop everything when u do something like that on purpose? she would know about the game if she lives there and then wants to use sex to see him react like a sex deprived teen. women..
BeezKnees 5
He's an idiot and rude to boot.
HakunaMatatatude 1
Couldn't he just press the pause button?
krob92 4
i'm literally in tears, this is hilarious
Kukironosuke 16
It seems like a pretty bad insult towards the wife, but looking at it from a gamers perspective, he probably doesn't get much attention from his wife like that when he's feeling interested, and then while hes busy, yes busy, games aren't just hobbies that can be thrown away, gamers care about the games they play, while he was in the middle of something she CHOSE THEN to come in and make him choose, so he probably muttered that as a oh really you're going to make me do this now when i'm in the middle of something, she probably wasn't being very considerate especially if she knew he was playing a game When you surprise your partner with something meant to be for them, you shouldn't spring it on them whenever you have time, you need to take their concerns into consideration as well, if you really wanted to be frisky with him you could have talked to him before you did all that, ask him to hang out with him after his game, we would have known that you wanted time with him and then it wouldn't have been such a big deal
gregkingsley 4
Just gotta train them. Before you know it you'll be playing COD and getting head at the same time.