Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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nightowl713 25
I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!
spikedrummer49 6
Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!
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Comments (292)
havok87 11
How about hitting the pause button?
Timber147 9
Your giving him too much control over you!
Legendslayer222 26
...And this is why games should allow you to save whenever you need to.
jsanchez89 5
He could of paused the game Problem solved. Never make your girl wait for the D.
DanielleinDC 34
"Could have". Dear Gaia, when are people going to figure this out. And even if he couldn't pause the game, he could have been a lot nicer about it.
thewife5 19
Wow! My husband is a on-line gamer and never would this happen. Just wow..
natalia18oo 12
This is soo sad but for some reason I couldn't help but laugh, does this make me a bad person?? :)
jsanchez89 5
Nope this had me laughing lol
CharresBarkrey 16
It just means you have a horrible sense of humor.
skulltorn 8
I have had multiple occasions where I would prefer to keep playing skyrim than have sex with my wife, but then again my sex life sucks so it might just be a isolated case for me.
Spottedfeather 7
What is with these idiotic wives and girlfriends that try to interrupt their men while they're obviously in the middle of something ? They see that the guys are doing something, but yet they try to get them to stop. Why ? How would you feel if the guy tried to walk in on you in the bathroom or when you were trying to hang out with your friends ? Would you like it ?
DrDeath84 3
Maybe she's fat and he just doesn't want to.
trinibrit 7
At least he didn't turn u down