Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
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Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML
Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for four years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year-old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I was online dating and a girl from high school messaged me. Thinking she might have matured since we're now in our 40's, I messaged back. She then said it was a joke and that I'm still a desperate, pathetic nerd trying to score with the hottest girl in class. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Chwis88 0
don't worry about it my roommates make fun of me all the time cause i was dating a girl who was 17 and i was 19, just cause i was in university and she was in high school. it didn't matter to me though because i really liked her, plus in canada the age of consent is 14
wildboyzrule 7
What did #4 say???
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Cloudy_fml 0
Haha @ #4
wildboyzrule 7
What did #4 say???
StiffPvtParts 43
Well, we'll never know for sure, but if I had to guess, I'd say that it was probably a Chris Hansen "to catch a predator" reference : )
dickinabox 0
@ 4: I don't want to take a seat! Take a seat. How is he doing that!?
Darraghscoot 0
lol at southpark quote:)
0___0 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
:( that show got cancelled lol I loved "How to catch a predator" and I loved being a ****-tease to horny guys on the internet when I was younger. I could always be like "HAHA YOU'RE GONNA GO TO JAIL.... sexy ;)" :P
countrykitchenbu 0
yeah, I doubt that your ******* with older guys on the internet could possibly lead to any problems in their lives or yours
elfknight 0
Technically, 16 would be a hebophile, not a pedophile.
nuts_in_your_fac 1
true.
evilplatypus 38
Yes, except apparently she's 11, not 16.
Kizzah 0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Catch_a_Predator Read.
3milyzabc 0
LOL @ #5
CaseyBaby413 0
#4 = Perfect, lol!
fuckitt 0
my mate met sum1 online called dinos wen she was 16 nd he was 18 nd he dumped her cus his mates sed she was 11..are you him?
lolfood 24
Lol grammer how u do grammer
Elleluvssnow 0
i love meeting guys on the internet!!! lol
patrickhb 0
I'm in an internet relationship as well, and couldn't be happier. I'm 17, she's 15. That's only a difference of one school year. And I'm willing to wait forever for her. Does that make me a paedophile, in a country where the age of consent is 16?
I3atman 0
Yes.
Littlebrraatt 14
No it doesnt. Only if u have sex with her before she is 16.
PhishloverA 14
Wrong #77, pedophiles are people who are attracted to real little kids and 15 isn't little to a 17 year old