Simple Pleasures

By boredwithnothingtodo - 29/10/2019 06:07 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML

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nitemare0 17

Tuesday 29 October 2019 15:55

Did your friends actually show up for that?

Rae Miller 10

Tuesday 29 October 2019 12:59

No it’s not!!! They have windows now!!!! So cool

Comments

AyaFern 19

Tuesday 29 October 2019 11:28

On the bright side - now you have more free time and you can pick up a new hobby!

Rae Miller 10

Tuesday 29 October 2019 12:59

No it’s not!!! They have windows now!!!! So cool

nitemare0 17

Tuesday 29 October 2019 15:55

Did your friends actually show up for that?

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 29 October 2019 16:00

You had friends come over? That counts as a party! Sure, the maiden voyage of a washer/dryer set is a pretty weak pretense for a party, but nevertheless...