Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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nightowl713 25
I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!
spikedrummer49 6
Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!
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xoxotati 1
Thanks to fml I never wanna get married
lightburns 10
Please disregard this comment if the OP turns out to run and please her husband every time he's feeling frisky. It would be a fair FML if she gives the daily ******* or whatever and this is about her not getting her return. So let me get this straight.. You're upset because you were wanting sex when your partner was busy, but your partner still is happy to drop everything once they've tied it up (taking a grand total of 'nearly 15 minutes') so that they do not lose all their work. You're upset because your partner treated sex as though it was a chore to please you rather than a mutually enjoyable activity. Which is completely unexpected when you treat sex as something that he has to drop everything for and run to please you when you want it.
asktherunes 4
How romantic ....you married him
othehugemanatee 8
15 minutes? You're lucky. The save points in Dead Space 3 can be 45 minutes apart.
ellenjasmin 18
But if a girl was watching TV and a guy asked her to get frisky, everyone would be commenting how guys are all horny bastards and only want sex. Equality goes both ways
uckfay_emay 3
Same damn thing just happened to me, ot can piss me off so badly. It's the the fact that he asked me to wait but more so the fact that he was a sick about it. If they're going to act pissy then fine, see who does that again for a while.
withasmile 3
If you say 'Oh for ***** sake...' Man or Woman to someone for whatever reason - offering you sex or brownies... - you are being an asshole. The 15 minutes she waited - who cares. If you are often an asshole - it's time for your significant other to call it quits. The 'too sensitive' comments - are probably from people who justify acting like assholes - not likely to keep their long term relationships for long or if they have them at all bet you their SO isn't happy. re all the ridiculous generalizations on here about women and double standards concerning sex - if don't want sex - I'm nice about it. I don't lie. I don't make up headaches. 99% of the time he gets it when he wants it. And if you have a bad sex life with your woman, it could be your fault. You might just be not that good at it. Not saying some girls aren't good at it - but if you don't like your sex life - might be time to change things up a bit.
blackman100 20
Saving video games is ******* important! If you don't save your video game, it is like (if you have kids, you'll understand) cleaning a house for many hours, then having someone just **** your progress in under 10 minutes. ******* annoying!
Frustrated78 11
What a douche bag! Get rid of him. You deserve better...Or get him right to the point of climax and then get up and walk away...a nice case of blue balls might make him think twice for treating you like that.
Negroification 7
Pretty silly how many people are making this out to be the husband's fault. Ladies, imagine you're deeply engrossed in your favourite hobby, whatever that may be. Then, without warning your significant other wanders in, in nothing but their underwear, expecting you to immediately drop everything to attend to their needs. Would you just do so? I imagine some of you would, but the point is the OP was incredibly selfish and presumptuous to just expect her husband to put everything aside just for her satisfaction. There's this weird double standard when it comes to sex where women are allowed to use it as a weapon and turn down their significant others for any reason, whereas men are thought of as pigs if they're ever not up for it.
Freenow_fml 5
As a woman, I totally agree.
mkimbee 9
Well, other than the fact that your analogy more closely resembles a prostitute and trick than it does an actual relationship... If either partner thinks it's at all okay to just expect sex without reading their significant other's mood or acknowledging that they're busy then that's just an unhealthy perspective on life.