Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML
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jkmartinjk
| 16
You say 15 year old virgin like its a bad thing...
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kakarot2
| 11
Were you able to save your groceries?
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Evanito007
| 13
I would suggest taking a car in bad neighborhoods. Unless that guy was just crazy, in that case I have nothing to suggest. :/
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
Probably can't drive at 15 :(
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Harshdfml
| 14
#10. Logic ^
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Kids these days?
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ilovesarcasm
| 18
Crazy wackos with knives these days...
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sexxxysydney
| 14
If the dude with the knife accused him of sleeping with his wife, I doubt he's a "kid"
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Starv
| 6
It says that the kid was 15...
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Futacy
| 29
^ Correction: it says OP is 15 years old.It's safe to say that the crazy dude with the wife and the knife was an adult.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
Whichever teenager presumably slept with the crazy guys wife is pretty messed up too... But yeah, that was a bad comment I guess :P
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PunkySpunky78
| 15
You can't base person's age on their looks
I'm 34 years old female i look like teenager
I'm 34 years old female i look like teenager
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vehementbitch
| 4
Shut up!
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luckysilverbell
| 5
44- Your comment is absolutely hilarious when you read it in a caveman voice.
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Pwuj
| 6
-44 I'm guessing you're Asian
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Kayaytea
| 18
44- The claim that the guy with the knife is an adult is not based on his looks. It is based on the fact that in order for him to have a wife (be married), he needs to be at least of legal age, which makes him an adult.
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WelcomeToAndale
| 13
#63 - how is babby formed?
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BntyHntrSeattle
| 30
At least you're safe!! Maybe avoid that area in the future, if possible :
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capslockisgood
| 19
Yeah avoid the area where he purchases food.
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Hey! I found out there are multiple places to buy food in some areas! Amazing right? They said if possible to account for that possible scenario...
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kakarot2
| 11
Were you able to save your groceries?
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klutz44
| 28
No, not the lettuce!
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GingerFishy
| 9
MY CABBAGES!
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thatonegirl731
| 8
Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!
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jkmartinjk
| 16
You say 15 year old virgin like its a bad thing...
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Z_Diggy
| 8
Nowadays, kids are having sex at 13. What has our world gone to?
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machiavelli2
| 5
Note he's better than a fifteen year old virgin, he's a knife crime survivor! Maybe that will help with the virgin dilemma...
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perdix
| 29
#5, well, it is a bad thing if you are about to die for fucking a guy's wife. It's doing the time without the fun of doing the crime.
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MrSassypants
| 32
#5 Being a fifteen year old virgin is a bad thing. I remember when I was a fifteen year old virgin. Luckily, I'm a sixteen year old virgin now. Oh how times change....
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defferwa
| 9
17 year old virgin reporting in.
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Murika
| 2
20 year old virgin here
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zepher93
| 7
23- Maybe 'doing the dame'? Although that would crush your little rhyme you have going there.
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pickles1994
| 18
18 year old vir... Wait nope that would be a lie. (Lost it on Valentines Day 2013!)
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sens3sfailing
| 24
Stop. Bragging.
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Snoopy0718
| 14
19 year old virgin-female. I'm not saying its a bad thing though.
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Raesin
| 21
Well apparently there is no legal age in Saudi Arabia, you just need to be married.
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DaftDude
| 11
#64 You say it like we should all be proud you had sex at 18...which we're not.
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pedinhuh
| 23
I lost mine at my 20 yrs old, not a big deal, really.
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Pwuj
| 6
Am I the only one here who has lost my virginity at 14? Born in 89 first kiss at age 14, lost virginty a couple days after first kiss to a 16 yr old girl,.
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cblock94
| 7
18 year old virgin and I'm proud of it
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ethan_nelson61
| 4
That's probably what people were saying when people started having sex in their 20's... Get over yourself...
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Quinn32
| 16
It's just a friendly warning. He is saying that, on the off chance you sleep with his wife in the future, he would kill you with a knife.
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DocBastard
| 38
His knife seems sharper than he is.
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longtimesunshine
| 4
DocBastard you really went all out on your About Me.
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Cryptic17_fml
| 4
There is a pm feature. It works wonders
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TheRandomIndian
| 17
Misty does not have a Pikachu!
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zombieslayer83
| 19
The condoms and KY on the top of the grocery bag were a dead give away.
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perdix
| 29
So, you just did 69 and gave her anal, so you're both right.
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finnrambo
| 13
Never seen perdix buried before...
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perdix
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#30, oh, I've seen it. Trust me, I've seen it!
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blackfeather6
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As a Saudi Arabian I'm assuming you're better off as a 15 yr old virgin.