FML : Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased...

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Today, I went to the market to buy some groceries. Before I got even half-way home, a guy stormed toward me, pulled what looked like a knife, and chased me around the block while screaming that he'd kill me for sleeping with his wife. Nope, still a 15-year-old virgin here. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 February 2013 21:50 / Saudi Arabia - Dammam

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By jkmartinjk | 16

#5368147 - Friday 15 February 2013 02:52

You say 15 year old virgin like its a bad thing...

By kakarot2 | 11

#5368146 - Friday 15 February 2013 02:52

Were you able to save your groceries?

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By Evanito007 | 13

#5368136 - Friday 15 February 2013 02:50

I would suggest taking a car in bad neighborhoods. Unless that guy was just crazy, in that case I have nothing to suggest. :/

BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5368168 - Friday 15 February 2013 02:58

Probably can't drive at 15 :(

Harshdfml | 14

#5368301 - Friday 15 February 2013 04:15

#10. Logic ^

By I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#5368139 - Friday 15 February 2013 02:50

Kids these days?

ilovesarcasm | 18

#5368236 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:41

Crazy wackos with knives these days...

sexxxysydney | 14

#5368248 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:46

If the dude with the knife accused him of sleeping with his wife, I doubt he's a "kid"

Starv | 6

#5368257 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:51

It says that the kid was 15...

Futacy | 29

#5368264 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:55

^ Correction: it says OP is 15 years old.It's safe to say that the crazy dude with the wife and the knife was an adult.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#5368303 - Friday 15 February 2013 04:16

Whichever teenager presumably slept with the crazy guys wife is pretty messed up too... But yeah, that was a bad comment I guess :P

PunkySpunky78 | 15

#5368384 - Friday 15 February 2013 05:27

You can't base person's age on their looks I'm 34 years old female i look like teenager

vehementbitch | 4

#5368406 - Friday 15 February 2013 05:46

Shut up!

luckysilverbell | 5

#5368549 - Friday 15 February 2013 09:18

44- Your comment is absolutely hilarious when you read it in a caveman voice.

Pwuj | 6

#5368964 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:21

-44 I'm guessing you're Asian

Kayaytea | 18

#5369351 - Friday 15 February 2013 07:55

44- The claim that the guy with the knife is an adult is not based on his looks. It is based on the fact that in order for him to have a wife (be married), he needs to be at least of legal age, which makes him an adult.

WelcomeToAndale | 13

#5369576 - Friday 15 February 2013 10:44

#63 - how is babby formed?

By BntyHntrSeattle | 30

#5368145 - Friday 15 February 2013 02:51

At least you're safe!! Maybe avoid that area in the future, if possible :

capslockisgood | 19

#5368439 - Friday 15 February 2013 06:14

Yeah avoid the area where he purchases food.

sens3sfailing | 24

#5368557 - Friday 15 February 2013 09:40

Hey! I found out there are multiple places to buy food in some areas! Amazing right? They said if possible to account for that possible scenario...

By kakarot2 | 11

#5368146 - Friday 15 February 2013 02:52

Were you able to save your groceries?

klutz44 | 28

#5368268 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:59

No, not the lettuce!

GingerFishy | 9

#5372578 - Monday 18 February 2013 07:39

MY CABBAGES!

thatonegirl731 | 8

#6201764 - Friday 13 February 2015 11:05

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!

By jkmartinjk | 16

#5368147 - Friday 15 February 2013 02:52

You say 15 year old virgin like its a bad thing...

Z_Diggy | 8

#5368228 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:38

Nowadays, kids are having sex at 13. What has our world gone to?

machiavelli2 | 5

#5368239 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:42

Note he's better than a fifteen year old virgin, he's a knife crime survivor! Maybe that will help with the virgin dilemma...

perdix | 29

#5368252 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:48

#5, well, it is a bad thing if you are about to die for fucking a guy's wife. It's doing the time without the fun of doing the crime.

MrSassypants | 31

#5368283 - Friday 15 February 2013 04:07

#5 Being a fifteen year old virgin is a bad thing. I remember when I was a fifteen year old virgin. Luckily, I'm a sixteen year old virgin now. Oh how times change....

defferwa | 9

#5368337 - Friday 15 February 2013 04:45

17 year old virgin reporting in.

Murika | 2

#5368437 - Friday 15 February 2013 06:11

20 year old virgin here

zepher93 | 7

#5368523 - Friday 15 February 2013 08:24

23- Maybe 'doing the dame'? Although that would crush your little rhyme you have going there.

pickles1994 | 18

#5368552 - Friday 15 February 2013 09:24

18 year old vir... Wait nope that would be a lie. (Lost it on Valentines Day 2013!)

sens3sfailing | 24

#5368559 - Friday 15 February 2013 09:42

Stop. Bragging.

Snoopy0718 | 14

#5368569 - Friday 15 February 2013 10:22

19 year old virgin-female. I'm not saying its a bad thing though.

Raesin | 21

#5368671 - Friday 15 February 2013 12:03

Well apparently there is no legal age in Saudi Arabia, you just need to be married.

DaftDude | 11

#5368775 - Friday 15 February 2013 01:13

#64 You say it like we should all be proud you had sex at 18...which we're not.

pedinhuh | 23

#5368944 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:00

I lost mine at my 20 yrs old, not a big deal, really.

Pwuj | 6

#5368975 - Friday 15 February 2013 03:29

Am I the only one here who has lost my virginity at 14? Born in 89 first kiss at age 14, lost virginty a couple days after first kiss to a 16 yr old girl,.