FML : Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through...

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Johna Richardson - / Sunday 30 July 2017 20:00 /

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By TeacherTeacher | 10

#7514583 - Sunday 30 July 2017 21:14

That is the best Freudian slip ever.

By Cynical_1 | 26

#7514818 - Monday 31 July 2017 0:31

Enlighten me...how do you run your fingers through someone's hair with a closed fist?

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By Leeono | 26

#7489861 - Thursday 13 July 2017 15:19

Falcon PUNCH!

By hyflux | 13

#7514543 - Sunday 30 July 2017 20:43

Karma guiding your hand perhaps?

By TeacherTeacher | 10

#7514583 - Sunday 30 July 2017 21:14

That is the best Freudian slip ever.

By Charlie Coffman | 14

#7514595 - Sunday 30 July 2017 21:21

best "accident" ever

By OlRed | 28

#7514617 - Sunday 30 July 2017 21:41

Revenge is sweet isn't it :)
If only it wasn't an accident huh

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7514638 - Sunday 30 July 2017 21:55

SMACK! Pay attention to me, babe, damn it!

By ffc Squall | 14

#7514670 - Sunday 30 July 2017 22:22

Sounds like he deserved it.

By RoseCrystal | 17

#7514711 - Sunday 30 July 2017 23:02

"Missed"

By Cynical_1 | 26

#7514818 - Monday 31 July 2017 0:31

Enlighten me...how do you run your fingers through someone's hair with a closed fist?

By desibae7 | 3

#7514881 - Monday 31 July 2017 1:17

He deserved it for not paying attention to you lol

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