Love: Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video...

By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

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By I warned him - 19/12/2014 02:39 - United States - Marietta

Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By kissless - 10/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend left for a month-long trip with his buddies. I stood near the door waiting for a goodbye kiss. He kissed his xbox goodbye instead. FML

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By Username - 13/08/2011 11:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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By anonymous - 27/02/2010 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were asleep. Evidently, he was dreaming about being a UFC fighter, because, out of no where, he grabs the back of my head and punches me in the nose. I haven't been able to breathe right out of my nose all day. FML

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TeacherTeacher 11

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:14

That is the best Freudian slip ever.

Cynical_1 26

Monday 31 July 2017 0:31

Enlighten me...how do you run your fingers through someone's hair with a closed fist?

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Leeono 26

Thursday 13 July 2017 15:19

Falcon PUNCH!

hyflux 13

Sunday 30 July 2017 20:43

Karma guiding your hand perhaps?

TeacherTeacher 11

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:14

That is the best Freudian slip ever.

Charlie Coffman 14

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:21

best "accident" ever

OlRed 28

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:41

Revenge is sweet isn't it :) If only it wasn't an accident huh

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 30 July 2017 21:55

SMACK! Pay attention to me, babe, damn it!

ffc Squall 14

Sunday 30 July 2017 22:22

Sounds like he deserved it.

randybryant799 20

Thursday 3 March 2022 2:25

Why did he deserve it? because he wasn't giving her constant attention?

RoseCrystal 17

Sunday 30 July 2017 23:02

"Missed"

Cynical_1 26

Monday 31 July 2017 0:31

Enlighten me...how do you run your fingers through someone's hair with a closed fist?

desibae7 3

Monday 31 July 2017 1:17

He deserved it for not paying attention to you lol

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