Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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nightowl713 25
I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!
spikedrummer49 6
Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!
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Comments (292)
myaccount123 0
if people actually talked to each other people would stop making absolute ***** of themselves and would spare their own feelings. God knows how we are all still in existance if there's selfish ***** like that still around. I thought humanity was better than that.
efrainelboricua 12
Anyone consider that maybe he felt like that because he has to do all the work while she just lays there? Like a new fml says the guy didn't even enjoy it.
chosha_fml 27
YDI for waiting the 15min.
ultra_notorious 26
oaf should be happy he's getting some play. I'd treat you like a queen including multiple orgasms!
efrainelboricua 12
As a true gamer it goes both ways. If I'm not working or spending time with her I'm playing my games. If she comes up to me wanting sex or just attention and I haven't done anything important since my nearest save point ill just shut it off or pause it. Now if I have then I ask her if she can please just hold on until the save point. She doesn't play but she understands. It all depends on how you have her wait and or if you have her wait constantly. It varies. And when she's busy I understand as well. If there isn't mutual understanding and sacrifices then it'll get bad. Also how you say it makes all the difference.
james777 3
Priorities level: straight
zondwich 0
Really? He couldn't have paused it?
granpa_haribo 13
So if a girl doesn't feel like it at any given moment he is a jerk for getting frisky, but if a man doesn't feel like it whenever she does he is a douche. **** that, let him play his videogames and learn to deal with it, because we have to.
shinedown00 4
That is the most awesome thing I have heard all day nice
soph_volleyball 11
Damn it! He should've had sex with u on the spot... Wow men these days
SaysOfRay 3
LOOOOOOOL!!! I'm in tears!!