Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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nightowl713 25
I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!
spikedrummer49 6
Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!
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Firebalone 13
No offense! NEVER EVER interrupt a guy playing a game for sex. Never gonna happen! I watch my husband or even play a game with him. Then jump him at a good pausing spot! No need to dress up, he'll get turned on by you just playing a game with him! :)
maxman13524 13
Well he could have been playing for a long time without saving, imagine working for five hours on something then being told to delete it. Also, 15 minuets, that's not that long, you act like its a year
Lizza330 28
In his defence when you play video games 15 minutes can feel like 2. But at the same time he really should've just paused it. I hope the rest of your day went better. :)
Late_night83 25
Should have grabbed a chair and started dancing, then he would have asked you to sit on his joystick ;-)
My_Nightmare 19
This is why games have a pause button. I know for damn sure that my husband would pause the game immediately if I had gotten all dolled up and offered sex. Hell, he'd pause it to have sex with me regardless of how I look. I'm a lucky lady ;-)
Callyn 47
Not every game lets you pause. Even if it did, do you drop everything every time he wants sex? If not, you can't really complain.
TurquoiseJesus 15
Any ladies here: if you were doing whatever yall do for entertainment, and your significant other came in wanting sex, would you immediately start doing him? Now given the answer to that, should the man also be expected to drop whatever he is doing to go please you, when more then likely you wouldn't do the same?
thewife5 19
Yes and yes.. We both love having sex. He always backs out of his games for sex. No I don't get dolled up.. I'm usually on the couch and just finished my homework., and game on..
TwoXMike 14
I love how non gamers and chicks are commenting that he is an asshole. Reverse roles. The woman is reading a book for example, doing something she likes to do. Is she just suppose to stop reading and have sex?? Most of the time women never stop for sex, they even make up excuses to why they can't. So don't act like women would give it up for their man in a second because that is a flat out lie.
Lizza330 28
Why did you say non-gamers and chicks? Girls play video games too. Also, you make a good point.
TwoXMike 14
Yeah but the vast majority of gamers are guys. When I say vast majority I mean 99.99999% :). Nah I know it's not that high but my point still stands
Lizza330 28
I think it's more like 60% guys 40% girls. Most of the girls I know play some video games.
yoursucklives 36
no that's not a lie. when my boyfriend says that he wants to have sex, we have sex. i find to be very erotic if a man shows that he wants you and can't wait.
jennicisme 5
Video games are the new best form of birth control.
Elfroid 10
Why do you feel you can manipulate your husband? I bet there's been a time he wanted some and you said no, you sexist pig.