Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML
Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, when I got home, the apartment was clean for once. I gasped in surprise, and my boyfriend came out of the bathroom, carried me to the bedroom, and brutally ravished me. Afterwards, I asked him what brought this on. "Well, I bought a new game and it took forever to download..." FML
Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, after my boyfriend ignored me for hours playing video games, he gave me some attention for a little bit. When I tried to run my fingers through his hair, I missed and punched him in the face. FML
Today, I left my husband in charge of the house for a day. When I returned, I saw him gaming through the window, so I stormed in and yelled at him. Then, my eyes adjusted, and I saw the neatly folded laundry, clean kitchen, vacuumed rugs, and my son, who was asleep until I woke him. Whoops. FML
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nightowl713 25
I would have walked right back out and changed into the least sexy thing I owned. And when he was ready Id be reading a book!
spikedrummer49 6
Getting to the save spot is pretty essential for gamers... If you waited for him you're an amazing wife!
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Comments (292)
hurleyjoe 8
What a child. I'm a 22 year old male, been gaming since I was 5, and if my wife were to walk out in sexy lingerie the last thing on my mind would be video games. You have someone that loves you enough to spend the rest of their life with you, who is willing ready and able to have sex with you and you turn them down for a game? People like that don't deserve to have spouses because they don't appreciate what they have.
CanadianDemon 8
Exactly, he has his entire life with her. Doesn't mean he needs to have sex at that very moment. Should at least give me a break. I mean, damn
hoffmanam 13
sucks to be fat
tobeson 6
Should've done it when he was playing multiplayer, and was wearing nothing, that gets them
ZombieSazza 34
If that had happened to me I'd have gotten dressed, taken the make-up off and gone out. I realise there's all these "problems" with gaming but when you decide to mutter "oh for ***** sake" when your woman makes the effort, you kill her self esteem a lot.
efrainelboricua 12
So what would you have done when you "gone out" while feeling frisky.
Satoaoi 13
1 is right lol. no sex for a week that will tell him to put his wife before a video game
TheNewGuy03 29
Because exacerbating existing discontent is something that will enrich their relationship. You've got it all figured out.
Satoaoi 13
he brought it on his self to begin with
tacojauns 45
sorry op
CheeseHater 23
It's not deserved, but it isn't really FML either, but to wait the 15 minutes builds up the tension so be happy.
alfred07 18
Is he aware that there is a pause button?
simoncat 11
Men suck
dunebro 15
She wanted him to drop everything he was doing just because she was feeling frisky? This thing goes both ways. They both put their own needs before their significant other's. And then he gave in to her needs. Quite nice of him, wouldn't you say.