By ihateeverything - 14/01/2015 17:35 - United States - Granbury

Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
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I probably would not believe you if that happened.

Damn, that sucks. Hopefully you'll be able to explain it better and get everything fixed soon!

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I probably would not believe you if that happened.

I would'nt

Kind of like the 'oops, wrong person' excuse isn't it?

Well just explain it a little more clearly! Haha

It doesn't matter how clearly you explain it "I was apologizing for a dream, I didn't really cheat on you" sounds like you really mean "I shouldn't have told you the truth and I think you're stupid enough to fall for this excuse."

Damn, that sucks. Hopefully you'll be able to explain it better and get everything fixed soon!

OP should play "Just a Dream" by Nelly really loud whenever she's around her (ex?)boyfriend. Subtle hints are the best ways of making things known. That and keeping stupid little things like dreams to ourselves also helps in these scenarios. But, hey! I may be wrong...

Ehhh, it's kind of unusual imo

That sounds bad OP, I'm sorry that happened. However, if you weren't fully awake, you may have wanted to wait 'till morning to avoid this kind of problem. I'm sorry, I really hope you can clear it up.

Should of kept that to yourself...no one would believe you now.....

If you get to sleep in the same bed with him again, pretend to sleep-talk & say "I love my boyfriend and would never cheat on him". Problem solved.

Sure, the world is filled with idiots.

somehow, I don't see that working

That sucks! I think your bf should trust you more. I hope you will clear things soon!

The problem is OP. See, it sounds like absolute bullshit. While half-asleep she probably just said she cheated, and now "it was in a dream, though" sounds like bullshit.

Yeah that would be a tough one to explain... "Hey, I was feeling guilty for cheating on you. In a dream of course".

That sucks! I said some funny and embarrassing stuff while half-asleep, even answered my phone and talked to people in my sleep. Thank God it was nothing like this though.