Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
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Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, I had a dream that I cheated on my boyfriend. With the person he was when we started dating. We’ve been dating for two and a half years and I love him, but he’s so different than when I first met him. Even though he’s technically the same person, I can’t help but feel like I cheated on him with him in my dream. FML
Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I had a nightmare in which I murdered a store employee because the store wasn’t selling the item I wanted. I would never do that in real life, and now I feel extremely guilty for how I acted in my dream. FML
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
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coming back in the future 30
I probably would not believe you if that happened.
Mossyoak_kw 28
Damn, that sucks. Hopefully you'll be able to explain it better and get everything fixed soon!
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Comments (62)
pedinhuh 23
I can understand you feeling so overwhelmed with guilty, but couldn't you atleast wait for the next morning to call him? Or even better, just personally talk to him later on the day?? Calling him in the middle of the night just made matters worse...
CottonCandyQueen 16
Never, ever, call your boyfriend when you are drunk, high or half asleep. It is doomed to fail majorly.
mcubed1220 5
This happened to me once. I got out of bed, pacing around the living room very upset that I would have to tell me wife about my infidelity when I snapped out of it and remembered it was just a dream. I gratefully went back to bed and never told her about it.
SBurrke 11
Why apologize over a dream you had? Who's cares what's going on in your head as long as you don't act on those impulses.
limabeans101029 21
She was half asleep. She was probably barely conscious of what she was doing
Tripitaka 21
I expect a FML: "Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me. Later she tried to convince me that it was all just a dream. FML"
lau1206 16
Oh man... It was just a dream and it's not your fault. You felt bad and told him about that dream. I think he should respect and appreciate that.
ocseal 10
You're waiting for a train. A train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don't know for sure. But it doesn't matter. Why? Because you'll be together.
stiffster 5
honestly its completely understandable for him to not believe you
Notverycreeative 13
sounds like a guilty conscious to be dreaming of that..
bwill0421 2
Ya you never bring up cheating in a relationship just brings in doubt and trust issues even if it's a joke or just a dream.