Bquillero16

About Bquillero16

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Bquillero16's FML badges

Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

7%
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

67%
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

15%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

30%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

56%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

9%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

12%
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

33%
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

40%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

4%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

2%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

96%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Bquillero16's favorite FMLs

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Alisha / Tuesday 7 August 2012 18:04 / United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had an upset stomach. I decided to quickly take out the trash before heading to the bathroom. As I opened the trash can lid, a raccoon jumped out. I learned the literal meaning of being scared shitless. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TheCerealKiller / Tuesday 7 August 2012 09:19 / United States - Northridge

Today, out of habit, after scratching my balls, I then smelt my hand. It was at that moment I realized most of my gym was staring at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By FutureMarine3658 / Wednesday 8 August 2012 14:00 / United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I came out to my parents. I don't really fit any stereotype, I'm just an average guy who happens to be into guys. Ten minutes later, I overheard my mother say to my step-dad, "Should we redecorate his room pink?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ohai95 - / Wednesday 8 August 2012 00:11 / United Kingdom - Worthing

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: +1. About an hour later I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: -200. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TJ - / Wednesday 8 August 2012 11:23 / United States - Lacey

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Bquillero16

Work is a 4-letter word

The Mixer

Perfectionist

Up and coming moderator

Socialite

Mobility

I like your style

Checking you out

Night owl

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Profile completed

It's in the can!

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Supersize Menu

Consolation prize

50 favorites

Judgmental

Tommy Wiseau

One more and it's business time

Santa Claus

I'm a rock star

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

Who’s the fairest of them all?

Beginner

The thumb strikes back

The return of the thumb

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Gandhi