Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
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Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, I had a dream that I cheated on my boyfriend. With the person he was when we started dating. We’ve been dating for two and a half years and I love him, but he’s so different than when I first met him. Even though he’s technically the same person, I can’t help but feel like I cheated on him with him in my dream. FML
Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I had a nightmare in which I murdered a store employee because the store wasn’t selling the item I wanted. I would never do that in real life, and now I feel extremely guilty for how I acted in my dream. FML
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
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coming back in the future 30
I probably would not believe you if that happened.
Mossyoak_kw 28
Damn, that sucks. Hopefully you'll be able to explain it better and get everything fixed soon!
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Comments (62)
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Maybe your brain is telling you something... That really sucks though. If you guys are good together then you should try getting more intimate and overcoming this obstacle
Candace7 19
That's just bad luck. Hopefully he didn't break up with you. My advice: find a rabbit's foot & keep it with you at all times.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
You deserve it.
Jinxsie 27
No, she doesn't. What's wrong with you?
nakagi 4
Hey its her opinion to think she deserved it
Jinxsie 27
Yes, but that doesn't mean I can't call her out on it.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
Obviously she does? Are you okay? Honestly. Who would purposely cause problems in their relationship?
squideth 18
How did she purposefully do this? There are so many times I wake up half asleep and do something ridiculous and barely remember it in the morning. It was an accident and I reaaaaalllyyy can't see why you're so hellbent on blaming OP.
NodakN8V 25
Admit nothing - Deny everything
awkwardeer 26
Hoping the OP will give us a follow up!
GroupWorkSucks 15
YDI. Why would you apologize for a dream you had?
Jinxsie 27
She was half asleep and couldn't think clearly....
bishop2563 8
i dont blame him. my gf had a dream once. then cheated on me. keep dreams to yourself. its just your brain pooling random thoughts together. they hardly ever make sense.
AshBash2211 14
Lol I have totally done this!! I has a dream that I cheated on my fiancé with my ex (and even in the dream it was terrible sex) and I debated for 3 days on whether or not I should tell him. I ended up telling him and we laughed about it. Sorry your boyfriend isn't as understanding OP
conundrum123 9
Shame op. That's really sad. I hope he believes you and didn't break up with you.
HeartYou101 31
Sorry, not being rude but you shouldn't have told him.