By Jrex89 - 02/06/2015 21:02 - United States - Washington

Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
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ahabsfan 14
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You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.

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Emmamazing 26
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She sounds a bit crazy

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ahabsfan 14
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You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.

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immunetoinsanity 23

But still, the man of her dreams.

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logicnazi 18
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Why would you cheat in her dreams OP? That's like the easiest way to get caught.

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notzax 19
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Tell her to get out and give you half her stuff because she divorced you in your dreams and that still counts. (Joking)

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DFMLharsh 20
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The day she calls the cops on you because you 'tried to kill her' in her dreams is not far, my friend.

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C_Celine_101 19
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Sorry OP, talk to her in a bit and let her realise how ridiculous she sounds.

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muarif 19
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She loves you truly, man. She even thinks about you when she's asleep!

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Emmamazing 26
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She sounds a bit crazy

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gte225 11
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That seems to be an understatement

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tintarroja 31
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You need to behave... Even in her dreams...

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Cads1 24
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Hahahahaha. Happened to me too. Just laugh and move on.

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cheeeksss 29
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Move on from what? OP's girlfriend has the problem, not OP.

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Cads1 24
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He got kicked out of bed. Wether he knows it or not, he has the problem.

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laden_swallow09 34
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Yeah, he has a problem: her!

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SmittyJA24 26

My ex-wife did this same shit (along with a lot of other sewer rat crazy behavior); it's going to get worse, I guarantee it. Did I say "ex-wife"? Yeah. Move on, OP, move on. Bail now.

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bass_ftp 12

Why do replies like these get downvoted? What's wrong with people here?

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limabeans101029 20
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Dreams can feel so real sometimes... quite often I'll have dreams where I'm in a car accident, or my boyfriend cheats on me, or my mother is angry with me, etc. and I wake up like "HOLY SHIT MY LIFE IS RUINED"... annnnnd then I realise it was a dream and go back to sleep. Because I'm not crazy. It sounds like your girlfriend has some issues.

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sorasaveshyrule 16
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I once punched my boyfriend as I woke up from a dream about someone attacking me. He wasn't happy.

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kmccain 27
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I woke up mad at my boyfriend once because I dreamed he cheated.

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Kikiers21042 18
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Lol not to long ago I woke up as I slapped my bf on the chest xD he was confused all I said was that I was asleep when I started it and fell back asleep we laugh about it now

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Ecudaniel 16

Do the same, see how she likes it... after that talk to her.

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Miss_Whipped 43
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As the old saying goes: two wrongs don't make a right.

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Zebediabolical 39
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But three lefts do.

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Krypt1c 11
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I agree #10.

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