Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
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ahabsfan
| 14
You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.
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Emmamazing
| 26
She sounds a bit crazy
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By
ahabsfan
| 14
You went from the man of her dreams to the man who cheats in her dreams.
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immunetoinsanity
| 23
But still, the man of her dreams.
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logicnazi
| 18
Why would you cheat in her dreams OP? That's like the easiest way to get caught.
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notzax
| 19
Tell her to get out and give you half her stuff because she divorced you in your dreams and that still counts. (Joking)
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Calacor
| 17
sucky joke
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DFMLharsh
| 20
The day she calls the cops on you because you 'tried to kill her' in her dreams is not far, my friend.
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C_Celine_101
| 19
Sorry OP, talk to her in a bit and let her realise how ridiculous she sounds.
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muarif
| 19
She loves you truly, man. She even thinks about you when she's asleep!
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Emmamazing
| 26
She sounds a bit crazy
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gte225
| 11
That seems to be an understatement
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tintarroja
| 31
You need to behave... Even in her dreams...
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Cads1
| 24
Hahahahaha. Happened to me too. Just laugh and move on.
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cheeeksss
| 29
Move on from what? OP's girlfriend has the problem, not OP.
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Cads1
| 24
He got kicked out of bed. Wether he knows it or not, he has the problem.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
Yeah, he has a problem: her!
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SmittyJA24
| 26
My ex-wife did this same shit (along with a lot of other sewer rat crazy behavior); it's going to get worse, I guarantee it.
Did I say "ex-wife"? Yeah.
Move on, OP, move on. Bail now.
Did I say "ex-wife"? Yeah.
Move on, OP, move on. Bail now.
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bass_ftp
| 12
Why do replies like these get downvoted? What's wrong with people here?
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limabeans101029
| 20
Dreams can feel so real sometimes... quite often I'll have dreams where I'm in a car accident, or my boyfriend cheats on me, or my mother is angry with me, etc. and I wake up like "HOLY SHIT MY LIFE IS RUINED"... annnnnd then I realise it was a dream and go back to sleep. Because I'm not crazy. It sounds like your girlfriend has some issues.
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sorasaveshyrule
| 16
I once punched my boyfriend as I woke up from a dream about someone attacking me. He wasn't happy.
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kmccain
| 27
I woke up mad at my boyfriend once because I dreamed he cheated.
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Kikiers21042
| 18
Lol not to long ago I woke up as I slapped my bf on the chest xD he was confused all I said was that I was asleep when I started it and fell back asleep we laugh about it now
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Ecudaniel
| 16
Do the same, see how she likes it... after that talk to her.
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Miss_Whipped
| 43
As the old saying goes: two wrongs don't make a right.
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Zebediabolical
| 38
But three lefts do.
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Krypt1c
| 11
I agree #10.