By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
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AnalAssassin1 14
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Laughed more than I should..

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nerderer 13

I guess you were kicking two moon balls, not just one.

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AnalAssassin1 14
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Laughed more than I should..

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TrivisionZero 4
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Why did this guy's reply get so many dislikes? He simply stated that he agreed with the up voted comment...

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Coolhwip92 8
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That's what the up-vote button is for...

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brivielle 15
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Kicking the moon eh? Now that's taking "Dream Big" to a whole new level.

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Queensland 27
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Gggooaalllll!!!!

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nerderer 13

I guess you were kicking two moon balls, not just one.

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DogeMan 14

The pain is real

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qdawg06 23

But imagine if the moon could actually swear?

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ahippienamedrae 10

"Quit staring at me with your telescopes, fuckers!" -the moon

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fsomelife 26
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It doesn't need to swear. It already expresses all its disgruntledness with us by constantly mooning us.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

21--thank u for that. I needed a laugh.

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skittycat213 19

I want to say F his life more than yours. It's natural to spasm in response to a dream, like the classic "falling" dream, but it still sucks if you injure yourself or others

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quickit 24
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Kiss them better and I'm sure he'll forgive you.

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jonlndjns 8
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I probably found that funnier than I should have!

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Rizzen 27
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lol that had to have been interesting

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sisco2901 20
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You mean interassting, don't you?

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Zelphoric 25
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Nope I'm pretty sure he meant interesting.

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blanchthis 4
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interballsting?

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iShanny 13

Just stop.

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devildog562 33
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I guess better to kick a ball, than his balls directly. I feel bad for your boyfriend. Haha this fml was nicely worded.

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Anthonymm2 20
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The moon isn't made of cheese after all...

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LostInTheZone11 29

Apparently it's made of nuts.

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