By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 264
You deserved it 3 794

Same thing different taste

Top comments

nerderer 13

I guess you were kicking two moon balls, not just one.


Why did this guy's reply get so many dislikes? He simply stated that he agreed with the up voted comment...

Kicking the moon eh? Now that's taking "Dream Big" to a whole new level.

nerderer 13

I guess you were kicking two moon balls, not just one.

qdawg06 23

But imagine if the moon could actually swear?

ahippienamedrae 10

"Quit staring at me with your telescopes, *******!" -the moon

It doesn't need to swear. It already expresses all its disgruntledness with us by constantly mooning us.

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

21--thank u for that. I needed a laugh.

skittycat213 19

I want to say F his life more than yours. It's natural to spasm in response to a dream, like the classic "falling" dream, but it still sucks if you injure yourself or others

Kiss them better and I'm sure he'll forgive you.

I probably found that funnier than I should have!

I guess better to kick a ball, than his balls directly. I feel bad for your boyfriend. Haha this fml was nicely worded.

The moon isn't made of cheese after all...

LostInTheZone11 29