By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 22:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
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nerderer 13

I guess you were kicking two moon balls, not just one.

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TrivisionZero 4

Why did this guy's reply get so many dislikes? He simply stated that he agreed with the up voted comment...

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brivielle 15

Kicking the moon eh? Now that's taking "Dream Big" to a whole new level.

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nerderer 13

I guess you were kicking two moon balls, not just one.

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qdawg06 23

But imagine if the moon could actually swear?

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ahippienamedrae 10

"Quit staring at me with your telescopes, *******!" -the moon

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fsomelife 26

It doesn't need to swear. It already expresses all its disgruntledness with us by constantly mooning us.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

21--thank u for that. I needed a laugh.

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skittycat213 19

I want to say F his life more than yours. It's natural to spasm in response to a dream, like the classic "falling" dream, but it still sucks if you injure yourself or others

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quickit 24

Kiss them better and I'm sure he'll forgive you.

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jonlndjns 8

I probably found that funnier than I should have!

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devildog562 33

I guess better to kick a ball, than his balls directly. I feel bad for your boyfriend. Haha this fml was nicely worded.

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Anthonymm2 20

The moon isn't made of cheese after all...

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LostInTheZone11 29

Apparently it's made of nuts.

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