Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
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Today, I had a terrible dream where my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex. I woke up almost crying and called him just to tell him how much he means to me. Turns out my dream gave him that little extra push he needed to confess he's been cheating on me. With his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for cheating on him with his best friend… in a dream he had last night. I was upset at first, but then I remembered what day it is, and laughed at his silly "prank". He was completely serious. FML
Today, I had a dream that I cheated on my boyfriend. With the person he was when we started dating. We’ve been dating for two and a half years and I love him, but he’s so different than when I first met him. Even though he’s technically the same person, I can’t help but feel like I cheated on him with him in my dream. FML
Today, I got woken up and kicked out of bed. Apparently if I cheat in her dreams it still counts. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I had a nightmare in which I murdered a store employee because the store wasn’t selling the item I wanted. I would never do that in real life, and now I feel extremely guilty for how I acted in my dream. FML
Today, I had a dream that I kicked the moon like a soccer ball. It started swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML
Today, I had a nightmare and woke up in a cold sweat. My girlfriend was in bed with me at the time, and swears I yelled out another girl's name. She considers this proof that I'm cheating on her, and now she won't even speak to me. FML
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coming back in the future 30
I probably would not believe you if that happened.
Mossyoak_kw 28
Damn, that sucks. Hopefully you'll be able to explain it better and get everything fixed soon!
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Comments (62)
Wolfparable 22
Personally I think it depends on how long you've been together. If it's early in the relationship where you aren't as committed I can understand you randomly calling and apologizing for cheating in a dream making him suspicious. If you have been together a while I think it makes sense for it to maybe upset him a little but he should believe you in the end.
FailStaff 15
Give home a ******** to reassure him or something
Wolfparable 22
That solves nothing and would be a terrible thing to be used as reassurance or because she feels guilty.
Candace7 19
If only the world's problems were solved by BJs...
PotatoeNumberOne 8
plot twist: it wasn't actually a dream.
Shadowblast423 3
She was sleep-cheating.
more4me 27
dreams and fantasies are private, OP !
tranced_ 45
Lol maybe you're still dreaming
R2Y2 22
That's akward, I mean, I wouldnt buy it either
FemskyD 26
You take sleepwalking to a whole other level girl!!
nietzche 8
Interesting, tell me more.
captainsmegma 12
Someone's getting a new girlfriend. Wanna guess who? ?
gobiteme2 34
OP this is a big YDI. Here you are having a dream about someone else (does not matter what gender) up and confess about dream in a state of (confusion, sleepiness) and you wonder why you’re boyfriend doesn’t believe you. I have a feeling if he had a dream like this you would get you’re underwear in a big bunch and probably accuse him of something. I can never figure the logic of the female mind.
Wolfparable 22
1. She can't control what she dreams about 2. The fact that she woke up and felt that guilty about it implies she is not the type who would cheat in reality if a dream upset her that much 3. You have no idea if it would bother her or not if her partner had a dream about somebody else and besides that it's common for either gender to be a little jealous or bothered by their partner dreaming of someone else that way And 5. Most females I've met had considerably better logic than you judging by your post.
Wolfparable 22
4* apologies typing on phone hit the wrong key
Jinxsie 27
Your profile says you're in a complicated relationship, Gobi. You're in no position to talk unless you personally know this couple.