Sliced

By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
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Wait, I thought you were shaving your legs in haste. How did that turn into your crotch? Ouch. And honestly, who's going to be seeing your crotch at work?... And if you're wearing pants, you could have waited to shave your legs as well to avoid this situation.

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Wait, I thought you were shaving your legs in haste. How did that turn into your crotch? Ouch. And honestly, who's going to be seeing your crotch at work?... And if you're wearing pants, you could have waited to shave your legs as well to avoid this situation.