By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom

Pants on fire

  Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
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By  QueenSaru  |  27

Yep. Remember that you have ALL the power here. You could tell people he bleated like a goat and would only orgasm if you fed him with a bottle. He can't deny it or he'd have to own up to the fact that he was also lying.

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  QueenSaru  |  27

Yep. Remember that you have ALL the power here. You could tell people he bleated like a goat and would only orgasm if you fed him with a bottle. He can't deny it or he'd have to own up to the fact that he was also lying.

By  Yummi_913  |  15

I completely DESPISE pieces of shit that do this. How desperate do you have to be?? The first time this happened to me it was some massively annoying theater kid from my lit class who I only spoke to TWICE because we got grouped on a project. His female friend who I had NEVER MET backed him up on it while claiming she was my best friend and spread it to everyone including my sister - who she didn't even know was my sister. I was 17 and in an abusive relationship with the schools leading powerlifter. I almost died and still get flashbacks of that day.

The second time this happened to me I was freshly single, out of school already, and everyone the guy told already knew he was the furthest thing from my type so people laughed in his face. What garbage these people are!