Pants on fire

By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 13:02 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, I was told by my sister over the dinner table that some guy is telling people I’ve had sex with him; that’s not even the worst part. He’s telling people my sister walked in. One, I haven’t talked to him in years; two, he’s really not my type, three, I’m in a relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks 998
You deserved it 72

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Just tell everyone what a small dick he has and how bad the sex was.

Yep. Remember that you have ALL the power here. You could tell people he bleated like a goat and would only orgasm if you fed him with a bottle. He can't deny it or he'd have to own up to the fact that he was also lying.

Comments

None of your three statements refutes his claim. People have sex without talking even with people who are not their type and while in relationships.

Just tell everyone what a small dick he has and how bad the sex was.

Yep. Remember that you have ALL the power here. You could tell people he bleated like a goat and would only orgasm if you fed him with a bottle. He can't deny it or he'd have to own up to the fact that he was also lying.

I completely DESPISE pieces of shit that do this. How desperate do you have to be?? The first time this happened to me it was some massively annoying theater kid from my lit class who I only spoke to TWICE because we got grouped on a project. His female friend who I had NEVER MET backed him up on it while claiming she was my best friend and spread it to everyone including my sister - who she didn't even know was my sister. I was 17 and in an abusive relationship with the schools leading powerlifter. I almost died and still get flashbacks of that day. The second time this happened to me I was freshly single, out of school already, and everyone the guy told already knew he was the furthest thing from my type so people laughed in his face. What garbage these people are!