Not helping

By StillUnemployed - 11/10/2021 20:00

Today, I received a call from a potential employer. I was excited, until my roommate starts loudly moaning sexually in the background. The interviewer got offended and hung up. My roommate did it because I "made her" pay my half of the rent this month. FYI, I’m unemployed. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 209
You deserved it 202

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Jon Tessler 14

so you didn't simply say, can you hold on 1 second, my roommate is being immature, and then walk out of the apartment/house? YDI for not thinking on your feet.

Zer0 2

Well that was stupid of her, now you won’t be able to pay for your next half either

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Jon Tessler 14

so you didn't simply say, can you hold on 1 second, my roommate is being immature, and then walk out of the apartment/house? YDI for not thinking on your feet.

File a lawsuit for hiring discrimination. They can't discriminate against you because you're caring for a Tourette's Syndrome patient. Until the sweet settlement cash rolls in, you and your roommate can open a phone sex line and rake in money from OG pervs.

Zer0 2

Well that was stupid of her, now you won’t be able to pay for your next half either