By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.

Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..

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Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..

1-Think a little harder before you comment.

It's not touché. You lost

1- Unless OP was freaking Sherlock Holmes himself, I'm pretty sure no one would've been able to instantly see what the situation was...

I think #1 was attempting sarcasm. Nice try, better luck next time.

86- No, the FML says that the bride was standing infront of a church. It does not say anything about "tuxedo dressed men" standing near her, but if their where- I find it strange that op would walk through/ around them just to congratulate a random bride they had never met. That was what I was going for, actually.

Damy bitch...you type alot

And no1 gives a shit about ur explanation

#1 You do know a bride stands in front of a church before she walks down the aisle AND usually stands out front after to have the wedding photos taken? How could a stranger possibly no she got jilted? Unless she is howling like a banshee about it which I doubt, I bet she was emotionless and in shock.

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Should HAVE *

How do you know OP didn't apologize? Though I sure as hell wouldn't apologize if they began hitting me with a bouquet because I said something normally considered "nice".

Apologize? Crazy bitch hits you for making a fair assumption, and you would apologize?? I think I know why the groom didn't show up.

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55 I know. I just stopped wasting my time telling people off for it. Now I just laugh at them about it and think the negative about them in my mind

katcot99, you missed a comma after "Alright". GRAMMAR NAZI, AAAAWWAAAAAAYYYY!!!

57, I think *negatively*

Obviously you apologize for the guy leaving her.

2, to answer your question the probability is 3.96 x 10^-3. Trust me, I'm Asian, I know this shit.

17 - haha, good point.

I am glad I'm getting on your nerves then. -_- Simple contractions, they seem sooooooooooooo simple.

55- Your profile says you love grammar Nazis?

You forgot the comma after Alright. ;)

We're simply telling them how it should be spelled and or where certain marks should go. We are educating them. Educators, for a better internet.

The op didn't know. I wouldn't have had thrown my flowers at her.

It's alot more of a FHL then a FML

Anyone else think of Ted from How I Met Your Mother?

Ted was wearing a dress? O.o

No, but a nice suit :-) and he got left at the altar ;-) i like ted, but he is still a bit lame and he deserved it :-) hehe

Or... In this case... Stood up!

ooh... ahaha thats so unfortunate.

You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.

Though there IS a difference between having an attitude and beating a stranger with a bouquet... Namely that most people wouldn't do the latter...

Why not?! I thinks it a perfect excuse to have a full on tantrum! Being stood up at the alter!! It's more of a FML for the poor bride!!

At the alter? Was the groom afraid of change?

92-Because said stranger could be someone who would've fought back the second you laid a hand on them.

Hey it's just like Bret michaels says, every rose has its thorn. And you found out the hard way

At least you had good Intentions you just had bad timing :/ fyl

At least you caught the bouquet! This means you're next to get jilted at the altar in front of everyone you know.

Poor her :( . That guy is such a jerk. But think of it this way: you helped her blow off some steam (although to be fair she should have beaten up her ex-fiancé instead of you).

Offer to marry her. Then change your mind.

I was going to thumb you down for being so mean, but then I realized I was laughing and wanted to thumb you up. I'm so torn!

I've gotta say, best comment I've seen all day.