FML : Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this...

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 6 November 2018 14:00 /

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By LadyRen | 18

#7719559 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 14:55

Get her info and make her pay for the dress.

By TumblrweedPasses | 10

#7719646 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 19:21

At least you have a weird story to tell people in the future about the wedding
Dont let batshit crazy paint gun woman ruin your day

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By ChromoTec | 23

#7712127 - Monday 22 October 2018 2:44

Sounds like a Fiasco! Or was it a Fresco?

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7712170 - Monday 22 October 2018 5:53

Whatever it was, the woman sounds pentiment-al.

By LadyRen | 18

#7719559 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 14:55

Get her info and make her pay for the dress.

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7719589 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 16:12

How do you get the info of a random crazy person?

alycion | 31

#7719918 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 11:02

If security cameras were around, show the video around. Someone will most likely know who it is. Especially the intended target.

BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7720142 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 19:44

There's no guarantee the crazy lady was at the church on the right day, or even at the right church. And OP would have to hope their was CCTV around on the street, or nearby premises, because I've never known a church to install security cameras.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7719614 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 17:43

Count yourself lucky that her gun was loaded with paint and not bullets.

You literally dodged a bullet with that one!

By TumblrweedPasses | 10

#7719646 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 19:21

At least you have a weird story to tell people in the future about the wedding
Dont let batshit crazy paint gun woman ruin your day

By rodfergie | 18

#7719662 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 20:02

I don't know a single bride that would not have chased her ass down and beat her like a redheaded stepchild.

By Insanegd | 3

#7719672 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 20:14

I'm trying to figure out on how people think she deserved this. Not as if she had enough time to react to her before getting shot.

By bonsai | 11

#7719735 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 22:40

Sorry that happened to you I hope it didn’t ruin the day and that the rest of your day was lovely.

By Razell | 12

#7719786 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 0:34

Ladies: don't be the paint-gun woman.

It doesn't matter how angry you are at your baby-daddy for marrying someone else.

aje001 | 8

#7719793 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 0:44

bitches be crazy

By yeongji | 30

#7719849 - Wednesday 7 November 2018 7:46

Even if the bride tried, the chances of catching the woman would have been slim based on the bride's attire (heels, long dress, etc). I am more surprised that no one attending the wedding went after the mad woman.