That sucks, but at least you caught it

Always sucks when the universe tries to shove you into a relationship when you have better things to do with your time and energy.

Carrying a tray near the bouquet toss? Could you be any more obvious? You might as well be sporting a cartoonishly huge baseball mitt!

Ideal reply, "with that attitude, not even this magical bouquet of flower can make a man want to marry you".

Ah, weddings: one of the few places where you get cussed out for saving somebody from being hit with a projectile. Were you an officer one day away from retirement in an 80s buddy cop movie, this would be the emotional climax.

Ah yes, never underestimate the wrath of drunk and bitter spinsters at a wedding.

Looks like your getting married next

So... When can we expect the date? Have you picked a venue yet? :D

Have you ever noticed that it's always the person who isn't even looking for/desperate for romance who usually catches the bouquet?

Straight out of a telenovela! Hope you have a beau and this was a sign!