By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00
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That sucks, but at least you caught it
Always sucks when the universe tries to shove you into a relationship when you have better things to do with your time and energy.
Carrying a tray near the bouquet toss? Could you be any more obvious? You might as well be sporting a cartoonishly huge baseball mitt!
Ah, weddings: one of the few places where you get cussed out for saving somebody from being hit with a projectile. Were you an officer one day away from retirement in an 80s buddy cop movie, this would be the emotional climax.
Ah yes, never underestimate the wrath of drunk and bitter spinsters at a wedding.
Looks like your getting married next
So... When can we expect the date? Have you picked a venue yet? :D
Have you ever noticed that it's always the person who isn't even looking for/desperate for romance who usually catches the bouquet?
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Carrying a tray near the bouquet toss? Could you be any more obvious? You might as well be sporting a cartoonishly huge baseball mitt!
Always sucks when the universe tries to shove you into a relationship when you have better things to do with your time and energy.