Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
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Top comments
resshead 0
You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.
Mifflicious 18
Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..
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Comments (120)
person961 9
Botches be crazy
Fruitmonster2 15
I guess you botched the comment.
mintcar 10
Dude, FHL. I probably would've just stripped right out of that gown and cried in a corner. Oh, FYL too.
thiscrazything 1
Well we don't know why she was stood up. Maybe she is a bridezilla. I mean what kind of person beats on random people? I don't care how bad your day is, there is no excuse for that.
mintcar 10
If she was a Bridezilla, I'm sure he would've known way before the wedding. Planning a wedding takes months, if she was a bitch during the planning process, I'm sure he would've caught on.
thiscrazything 1
Apparently, he did.
mintcar 10
My point is, if he did, why would he wait until the wedding? What's the sense in that?
nateb123 4
Perhaps she was a massive thunderc*nt and this was the awesomest way to tell her she'll always be alone.
bizarre_ftw 22
Well now you know why she was stood up
kriz_allizwell 6
The vengeful bride returns.....
NFSMax 5
The "Ted Mosby"!!!
lovestoomassage 0
What the hell? It's not like you knew that tho...
capnbzarr 43
Misplaced aggression is so sad. I get it a lot myself, working in customer service. Here's hoping she at least feels some remorse about it.
Darkmagic666 9
Okay i know if you catch the bouquet you are supposed to get married next....makes me wonder what does being beat with one mean? anyway sorry about you being beaten with flowers
Wolvander88 19
One-night stand on the cards. I'm guessing.
perdix 31
Aw, dude, if you had played that right, you could have gotten so laid tonight! A girl dumped at the altar is the ultimate rebound. With a few sympathetic words, you could've had a slam-dunk;)
KiddNYC1O 22
Only thing dunked were the flowers on him.
Penguin1942 0
What does op mean?
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oversized Penguin. :)
perdix 31
The OP means he got beaten with a bunch of flowers because he congratulated a woman dressed as a bride, who evidently did not complete the marriage process. Does that explain it?
Zomg_Okay 27
Depending on who you ask, it's either the Original Poster, Optimus Prime, Old Phil, or any of a million different possible answers.
KiddNYC1O 22
Octopus ****.
thiscrazything 1
Ostentatious Person
c8750 2
Perdix, lmfao