Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
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Top comments
resshead 0
You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.
Mifflicious 18
Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..
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Comments (120)
Jasonf6 0
And now you know why she got stood up.
MigraineurOfLife 15
You would think... 1. Woman in wedding dress + 2. Outside church + 3. Holding bouquet = She is getting or just got married. But no, silly OP... You should of known that was too oblivious & that she must therefore be... a. A terrorist. b. A circus performer or C. A Midget monkey ready to flog you with her bouquet!
fuckmebutdontfml 16
*being beat up by the stood up bride's bouquet* I'm pretty sure that means you're next at being stood up in the altar. sorry OP
mausjames 0
No, you congratulate the groom and say "Best wishes" to the bride.
annejayy 7
Congrats for getting close to getting married...?(:
lissy606 0
No wonder she was stood up...
loveit0730 7
At least you were being nice...
alfred07 18
Don't take it personally OP, you just caught her at the worst possible time and to her it must have been like rubbed salt in a wound. That doesn't make what she did right, just understandable
Darcon 8
sew her ass for assault!!
kickassblackbelt 0
Today, I just got stood up at the alter. Someone came up to me to congratulated me afterwards. FML.