By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 12:56 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 384
You deserved it 7 771

Same thing different taste

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I'm guessing punch was served in that wedding.

You're going to go home looking like you got mugged

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You're going to go home looking like you got mugged

That sucks, at the reception did they have good PUNCH?

Do us all a favor and punch yourself, 2.

mds9986 24

If you have to caps lock the pun, it's not a good pun.

lexiieeex3 32

The obvious punch line is too obvious in this one.

#2 just couldn't deliver it the right way.

I'm guessing punch was served in that wedding.

That was probably a fail. Punch was supposed to sound like bunch. Well at least I tried.

It was funny. But explaining it ruins it.

I was having second thoughts after I posted it thinking it might not be obvious enough

You like to go all in when you tell stories ;)

fml has to stop being enablers. she punched herself so we say her life sucks??

I'm sure she was just trying to fistbump you :D

whatthefuckusername 13

Whatever happened to just saying you walked into a door?

RockstarJAy 16

My friend once gave this kid who we used to hate a gash under his eye. The next day, another friend of ours asked him what happened while trying not to giggle, and the kid said he bumped into a door. We called my friend who did the damage, "The Door" for the next week.

Maybe she really wants to get married.

you are the joke and the punchline...