Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
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Allie614032 34
At least you found out before you were married.
interesting33 36
I am so sorry this happened. I am struggling to believe it is true because it is so horrific. and wouldn't the priest refuse/would your family stand by and watch? it sounds too much like a film. wouldn't she want her family at her wedding? would she have it spur of the moment like that? i certainly wouldn't be paying if I were you
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Allie614032 34
At least you found out before you were married.
interesting33 36
I am so sorry this happened. I am struggling to believe it is true because it is so horrific. and wouldn't the priest refuse/would your family stand by and watch? it sounds too much like a film. wouldn't she want her family at her wedding? would she have it spur of the moment like that? i certainly wouldn't be paying if I were you
RichardPencil 30
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Why didn’t you just marry the Best Man? You were in the dress, the clergyman and guests were there. Between the groom and the best man, are they really different? Really?
kusje 31
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Why don't you just shut up for once?
sweetbliss3 37
you could just ignore him. I understand his humor and think it's funny. you're on a site called fml and there's so many people on here that don't get sarcasm/humor. it's wild.
azouwa 26
He can't. He brings joy to my day. He gets a thumb up from me just because.
RichardPencil 30
Why didn’t your dad and all your male relatives beat that rat to death?
Grizz8831 14
probably some nonsense about it being a felony... not to mention very few people have such penchant for that kind of violence, against how badass killers most people say they are...
delude 26
I’m so sorry this happened to you, you deserve so much better in life
Glowworm56 26
Wait, so your groom to be immediately married your maid of honor and everybody watched? That sounds awfully awkward.
core01 30
No marriage license?
Grizz8831 14
depending on the faith the actual ceremony is the important part. the license is just for legal purposes
acmariner99 25
Awkward, horrible, dump em both ... but at least you found out before you got married.
DanielleinDC 33
How could they get married without a license? I'm really sorry, though. Too bad you didn't find out before the ceremony.
icagoobo 19
Sounds fishy. Marriage licenses have to be obtained in advance by weeks with both names of the intended to be wed on it. Whatever wedding they had wasn’t legally binding most likely.
never_three 21
Not true, my husband and I only had to wait 24 hours after obtaining our marriage license.
EmDizzle2007 28
the flaw here is that you still had to wait. it appears that the time it takes varies from state to state. and she didn't say they got married that day or that every/anyone stayed to watch it, although it is implied. there just isn't enough info here and it still sounds fishy.
Danielle Holder 2
We had to wait 20min for ours.