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Well, I would be looking for a new boyfriend.
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Show it anyway56 That might have been the first time he ever cheated. I can't possibly see how she would deserve it.
How the hell did you come up with that, #56? Where does it say that OP knows that her boyfriend is cheating on her? Only an idiot would come up with that assumption.
I swear... Not cheating in a relationship is like some valuable skill nowadays
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Show it anywayIt's not the act of writing it down, but the intention behind it. Why would he give the waitress his number? And if he wanted to try to make it seem harmless, why didn't he just let his girlfriend know what he was doing instead of letting her mind wander to the first place it did? Just seems shady in my opinion.
138 you are right and I agree, I guess I was just speaking in general. I don't know why I got thumbed down -_-
138, Yes, it's shady. Not cheating until one of them forms some kind of bond. Doing something bad isn't a free pass for everyone to label it as whatever they please - so the comment you're responding to is actually correct. He isn't cheating. Yet.
Got a free meal, quit bitchin.
He wants to **** a waitress. Rear the FML better.
Who else but Quagmire?
Who else but shirt pants
What?^
Giggity giggity.
FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL, THE SEXUAL THRILL!
95- I tip my hat to you sir. This ida the first time I haven't seen someone ask Noor if she is a nun. I hope this is a sign of good things to come.
"How old are you?" "16" "18? GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOO" -Quagmire
Quagmire quote: Cheers to the drunken clam were they don't ask for id's and bother do I Giggity
"Hey Meg, 18 yet?" -Quagmire
I love how this line of comment replies has turned into Quagmire quotes.XD Keep up the awesome, guys!
He's a keeper
Or not...Yea I think I'm going to go with not.
52- yes we know. This has been one of the most over used sarcastic comments on FML.
VERY overused. but 4 is new to FML, so we'll let it slide....once
73- naaaaa, you don't let the n00bs slide that easily. We need to beat the rules into their head. See my profile for a sure-fire FML survival guide.
86 Can I get a hardcover copy of that?
I think there is a typo in that FML it should say ex-boyfriend
Totally. U deserve WAY betta. I am having boy troubles as well. I feel ya, bra!
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Well, I would be looking for a new boyfriend.
I think there is a typo in that FML it should say ex-boyfriend