Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
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Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML
Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
Today, I was at my best friend's wedding. As she threw the bouquet, I was punched in the face by another bridesmaid. Later, as I was explaining what had happened, I punched myself in the face. FML
Today, I was at a wedding, and during the bouquet toss, I stood back and let the single ladies have their moment. The bouquet flew straight at me, hit me in the face, and I instinctively grabbed it. Now everyone thinks I’m desperate to get married. FML
Today, I overheard my best friend laughing and calling my fiance lame and stupid, all because he proposed to me with a bouquet instead of a ring. And here I was about to ask if she would be my maid of honor… FML
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught the bouquet at her friend's wedding, then shook them in my face like an accusation. I joined in the laughing with everyone else, but it put her in a mood, and she now hasn’t spoken to me in two days. FML
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Top comments
resshead 0
You'd have an attitude too if you were stood up on your wedding day.
Mifflicious 18
Because none of the tuxedo-dressed men there could possibly have been the groom..
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Comments (120)
elodymayweeble 7
That is just bad luck right there. Hahaha plain and simple...
katcot99 11
She must have been a little upset.
Doxy 22
Oh, just a tad.
kickassblackbelt 0
Really? You mean you don't get stood up at the alter everyday??!!?
Unlucky_Gun 0
F her life even more
aimeesea75 16
"You left me at the altar, my heart in my hand. I am tired and broken." ~Scary Kids Scaring Kids :3
kei1108 13
Why would she take it out on you?!? Ugh. Really rude. All you were trying to be was nice! FYL. Don't let this sour you on being kind! :)
TheEpicMilkMan 13
i would have hugged her :c i feel bad for her
nateb123 4
Sorry but if you got stood up at the altar, YOU ****** up. Either by choosing a shit guy or by being a bitch yourself. Proven by the fact that she attacked someone for attempting to be nice. A normal woman might burst out in tears but her rage is kind of an indicator of why she's still a lonely and probably terrible person.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Every comment I read of yours is drooling with misogyny related crap. How about you quit with the woman hating shit.
Trisha_aus 15
She was pissed off for one, her wedding wasn't perfect oh and her fiancé stood her up! FHL. You should apologize, not because you were wrong but she's a lady!
Trisha_aus 15
Oh perhaps she was the one who invited her ex-husband after her parents request...and he ran away.
UnicornInSpace 6
*FACEPALM*