By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
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Dangerousreaper 13

You may be single, but at least you now have a free bouquet with none of the effort of wrestling over it

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Selphis 20

Well... at least you got the bouquet...

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Selphis 20

Well... at least you got the bouquet...

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Dangerousreaper 13

You may be single, but at least you now have a free bouquet with none of the effort of wrestling over it

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frostedfoster 15

Correct me if I'm mistaken... It may be deferent where you are.. Up here is the garter belt that gets tossed to the guys.. Not the bride's panties... If I was getting married I can't say I'd like the thought of some guy I know having my now wife's underwear in his pocket...

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tabbycat2007 22

21 that's what they've done at every wedding I've ever been to. I've never seen panties thrown before....

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wantmeasandwich 26

Or...#3 was trying to joke. But I'm probably wrong.

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Brandi_Faith 33

That's hilarious! The thought of the bride taking her undies off where everyone can see, the groom throwing it to the groomsmen, all the groomsmen fighting for dirty panties, and then some guy pocketing them, just makes me laugh! So dirty, gross and funny at the same time. Lol.

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Marshallino 21

So? Do not rush into getting married just because of that.

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milehigh52 22

you are right. OP should look on the bright side, around 50% of marriages fail and a lot of the times it's because people rush into marriage. By the time of OP's wedding I predict that quite a few of these married women will be single again.

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

#8 You must be a real hit at parties...

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laden_swallow09 34

What, a healthy dose of reality too much for your body to take, 24?

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

No, I can handle reality just fine. I just think that pointing out the 50% failure rate is a little disheartening to see on every wedding fml.

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Jenniesaurus 14

Assuming you meant only single lady and not only single person, and you're straight/bi, look on the bright side! At least that means you've got no competition when it comes to the cute guys!

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drunkturtle 14

Not much of a competition now is it Hey at least you got the bouquet! I'm sure your perfect match is right around the corner

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Captain_Debilos_fml 13

marriage is a prison, don't follow her example

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lexos 16

You have to say yes to get married going to prison is not something you choice to do.

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DocBastard 38

Captain_Debilos - Just because you had an awful experience with marriage, doesn't mean everyone does. I've been married for well over a decade and it was the best decision I've ever made. It helps that Mrs. Bastard is the best person I've ever met. When done the right way, marriage can work out just fine.

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chuka81 27

At what point do you just give and realize that you'd probably die alone.

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lexos 16

It's never to late to find someone. My aunt lost her husband a few years ago and is now living together with her new boyfriend. She almost 70

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randomcritic 14

Every human being dies alone. And even elderly couples who stay partnered typically pass one at a time. To be alone is to be alive and life can only be what you make of it. There are far worse fates out there.

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estroyer9 14

Now put your hands up

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