Pranks and Love: Great plan, asshat

Great plan, asshat

By deanlazore - 23/06/2016 03:09 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date. I've discussed the fact I like to date older men, but she thought it was clever to send a 63-year-old to my house to, "Netflix And Chill." FML

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By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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You deserved it 64

Bland date

By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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You deserved it 7 635

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML

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You deserved it 4 629

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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You deserved it 9 910

By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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You deserved it 4 004

By OMFG I LOVE MLP - 24/08/2012 21:00 - Germany - Mainz

Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By lovelychris - 16/12/2012 19:15 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, my "friends" set me up on a blind date with a guy who according to their description, sounded perfect in just about every way. He turned out to be my obsessive ex, and this is their idea of a funny prank. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 24 June 2016 19:14

*seductive voice* "You know, back in my day, VHS And Chill was all the rage… but you could convert my analog heart, you digital temptress."

soodytheboi 23

Friday 24 June 2016 19:17

Your best friend has an interesting sense of humor. FYL cuz thats really weird on their part and a little excessive on the age.

Comments

Tripartita 44

Friday 24 June 2016 19:14

*seductive voice* "You know, back in my day, VHS And Chill was all the rage… but you could convert my analog heart, you digital temptress."

zyero 9

Monday 27 June 2016 1:36

You sir win the internet

soodytheboi 23

Friday 24 June 2016 19:17

Your best friend has an interesting sense of humor. FYL cuz thats really weird on their part and a little excessive on the age.

rldostie 19

Saturday 25 June 2016 2:25

I don't think it's that harmless of a prank to the guy she sent over. It's a bit mean and hurtful to be the butt of a joke, especially if it's just for age. He's a person too.

_Peppermint_ 34

Friday 24 June 2016 19:21

I wouldn't be surprised if my best friend pulled the same thing.

Qandol 26

Friday 24 June 2016 19:22

Maybe next time tell your Bestfriend what do you mean by older men, give age limit maybe?

interesting33 36

Friday 24 June 2016 19:23

Sorry - to your HOUSE? It is one thing to meet in a bar and public place, but giving our your address to people you do not know (even if the friend know's them) is not okay. If you gave them permission OP I owuld seriously consider revoking and saying that in future you want to meet your date in a public place - they might be friends with your friends but be safe and you don't know how they will act once they know your address.

noellebelle626 19

Friday 24 June 2016 19:26

Best. Friend. Ever.

nix1993 41

Friday 24 June 2016 20:58

Yeah sending random old guys who are expecting sex to someones house? Brilliant idea.

noellebelle626 19

Saturday 25 June 2016 4:18

In that sense it's not funny. But in reality I found it funny. Now if it was my shoes then at the time no it would t. Don't get ur ass in a bunch.

Zanquis 22

Friday 24 June 2016 20:00

Yeah but what is your age, makes a difference between 18, 40 or 60 yourself. Anyway just tell her not to send her ex-boyfriends over.

LyricaSilvan 29

Friday 24 June 2016 20:09

Sounds like something one of my close friends would do, honestly.

Mysterybounty 6

Friday 24 June 2016 20:23

I'm 26, single and ready to mingle let's do this.

DoomedGemini 37

Friday 24 June 2016 20:29

Honestly unless the guy is in on it, isn't it a bit cruel for both of you? Getting your hopes up like that? And as someone mentioned, giving out your address is a really bad idea..

rldostie 19

Saturday 25 June 2016 2:27

And mean to the guy if the friend knew he was going to be rejected because of his age. Just because he's older doesn't mean he's not a person with feelings. Older people have to deal with enough when it involves coming to terms with ones age--being the butt of a joke certainly isn't going to help anything.