By ZeroApostle4Ever - 23/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 018
You deserved it 6 566

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Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?

Amused me!

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Squirt syrup in his eye for your amusement?

That's our national pastime up here in Canada. Our version of laser tag.

YDI OP simply because you deserve to have a little hilarity and unpredictability in your life. Everyone does. My dad actually stuck a pancake to a cabinet with blowgun darts.

#13, Yeah, but your dad didn't hit your face with a waffle just for his own amusement. How about I slap your face with a pancake releatedly for my own fun?

Then my morning would definately be more interesting and I would have a story to tell for the rest of my life. I invite to perform this kind gesture, my good man!

It depends on how you look at it. Was he trying to cheer you up or be spiteful?

How about a big slice of bacon smothered with syrup and becin bits with whipped cream on top? For Youtu..I..I I mean for science?

I meant BACON.

You had me at bacon.

"Take a bite out of it, rook! Make him look like a dick!" Perfect quote for this FML haha:)

Well OP, do you like waffles? How about pancakes? French toast?

At least it wasn't blue

Your dad is a fucking boss.

yay waffle

I want waffles for lunch now.

At least it was not a blue waffle.

Well I can see how that would be kind of amusing...

Do ya like waffles?

Amused me!

^exactly. His and our amusement. :)

I'm sure shinny objects amuse you too.

It depends on whether or not they're expensive :)

How did you know!? I love shiny objects!

That's where you throw the hot waffle iron at his face for your own amusement.

And his face melts off and you make him beg for your forgiveness

Add bacon and you have breakfast.

Bacon alone is breakfast. And everything else to be exact.

Well would you take a fucking look at that. In right before me. *lights fuse*

I hate when someone beats me to it! Lol

Wheredidgrungego, never mention that horrible picture on here. I almost threw up, I just ate bacon!!!

Whats so gross with blue waffles

35- obviously you don't know what it is then

35- look it up on google lol

I hope not lmao

Those are the best . ..: Just Kidding ! :..

No it was purple

OMG I just died! lmao!

I can't help but imagine all the starving children who would do anything to have a waffle thrown at their faces. ;_; Oh, and if anyone mentions anything about a a blue waffle, I'm blowing something up.

Number 6 you bastard! Now something's gonna blow up! *runs away screaming*

It's funny cause it didn't happen to me. Lol.

Cool story bro. Needs more waffles.

I told a story? Where?

'twas a beautiful story, written in only few words and appeared to lack waffles.

I was making it appealing to OP as he probably wont be needing them anytime soon.

I will gladly throw a waffle at you

"They threw waffles at me, I threw grenades at them"

And I care about random peoples opinion because? Lol

Because you don't know these random people. Who knows, they might find you and...

Smack him with a spoon!

Well throw a waffle back at him!

Exactly. Your dad threw a waffle at you, how did this ruin your day? Throw something back, like the waffle. Or bacon. Food fight!! And when mom comes in you and your dad run in opposite directions.