Cooked

By Anonymous - 08/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my mother cooked breakfast for everyone at my house. Then I later found one of my sex toys in the sink. I “casually” asked her what she used it for, and turns out she used it to make everyone’s scrambled eggs. She thought it was an electric egg whisk. FML
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TwoBytesCarley 27

Where exactly do you keep your sex toys, especially when you have a bunch of other people there?? If she’s able to find it anywhere but your bedroom YDI

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Justkidding100 41

how did she even acquire it? if it was anywhere other than the kitchen (????) then she's crazy

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TwoBytesCarley 27

Where exactly do you keep your sex toys, especially when you have a bunch of other people there?? If she’s able to find it anywhere but your bedroom YDI

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Justkidding100 41

how did she even acquire it? if it was anywhere other than the kitchen (????) then she's crazy

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Brightside86 30

100% mom knew what she was doing and she's just sending you a message.

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