Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
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Today, my mother cooked breakfast for everyone at my house. Then I later found one of my sex toys in the sink. I “casually” asked her what she used it for, and turns out she used it to make everyone’s scrambled eggs. She thought it was an electric egg whisk. FML
Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
Today, I decided to make an almighty breakfast of fried eggs and bacon. I couldn't find anything to flip the eggs with so I used a red spatula that my sister handed me. As I was finishing a delicious fry up, my mom came downstairs and asked me why the cat litter scoop was resting in the frying pan. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML
Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
Today, my mother accused me of "cooking cocaine", after she found a slightly discoloured spoon in my room. FML
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coffeefiend 0
Haha. So your dad likes mom over easy?
thikimo 0
mmm yummy
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Comments (110)
z0mbie_slay3r 0
Duden that sucks mega ***** thong
mike2w2000 0
He bought i! YDI for not buying ur own.
KylaHiLife 0
eggs every single morning ?
mrzero 0
nothing wrong with it. just wash it.
MillerP 0
sucks for you! and the eggs were the chickens, not yours... I think.
ice723 5
did you ask if you could take a turn
beer01 0
If the mom were naked and is flat on fours then i'd be grossed out.
defaultusername 0
YDI for cooking with sex toys
slash1500 0
GROSS
Nakedsquirrel 5
How your parents use cooking utensils that they paid for is their business, selfish child! They've probably ****** on the same couch you lay on while watching crappy TV shows. Perhaps the pillow you lay your head on is used to raise your mom's ass a little bit for leverage?