Intimacy, Sex, Awkward and Fight: Fight ****

Fight ****

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 10:00

Today, I heard my step-dad hitting my mom, and her begging him to stop, so I grabbed my cricket bat, ran in, and almost brained him. Luckily I stopped in time, because they were both naked having sex. Apparently my mom likes extreme spanking. Eww. FML

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By ugh - 12/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I got home early from work. When I got home I got to see my dad chasing my mom around the house, naked. FML

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By NeedHeadPhone - 30/11/2009 16:51 - Canada

Today, I overhead my mother's request to be spanked harder by my dad. FML

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By Bear - 01/02/2009 17:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML

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By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML

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By mster233 - 09/10/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML

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By SCARRED - 29/08/2014 20:15 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML

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By policeopenup - 11/07/2009 19:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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Classy

By bkay26 - 29/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom giving my dad head. Acting like I hadn't seen anything, I asked if I could use a towel sitting on the dresser. My mom said, "No, we're going to need that one." FML

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By call me humpty - 30/06/2018 20:30

Today, my dad knocked me down the steps while chasing my brother around the house shouting, "Get back here you pervert!" at the top of his lungs. I have a concussion and a vertebrae fracture because my dad is a religious nutjob and he caught my 22-year-old brother having premarital sex. FML

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Plop 17

Monday 11 July 2022 13:49

Well, be glad it's not the alternative. Your mental sanity is a small price to pay in exchange for your mom getting spanked into blissful oblivion.

Anderling 32

Monday 11 July 2022 14:31

Your mother is lucky to have you. I’m sorry about what you had to see but I suppose it beats the alternative.

Comments

Plop 17

Monday 11 July 2022 13:49

Well, be glad it's not the alternative. Your mental sanity is a small price to pay in exchange for your mom getting spanked into blissful oblivion.

RichardPencil 30

Monday 11 July 2022 14:30

Then smack her in the ass with your cricket bat. Talk about a sticky wicket! Right in the blockhole!

Anderling 32

Monday 11 July 2022 14:31

Your mother is lucky to have you. I’m sorry about what you had to see but I suppose it beats the alternative.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 16 July 2022 20:24

Well, your heart was in the right place lol. That's better than him actually hitting her in an abusive way.

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