By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
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GoW_Chick 14

It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.

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ColdplaySucks 18

And to think they eat off the same utensils...

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J3R3MYY 14

I didnt want to think about that. Im glad my parents are diverced.

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kyarush 10

And you'll think of that every time you grab a fork.... Yummy

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D37H100 5

Who knows what else they've done. No utensil is safe..

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NomNomMuffin 5

I bet you that friend asked A LOT of questions.....

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spencerstoaker 7

Well, I'd rather scratch it with a fork than with my bare hand... Though the best would be to not do it at all!

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doctorwhogirl 0

and then she gave you that fork to eat your lunch with!

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shift_love 13

Your mom was forking your dad in the ass.

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amypatel21 2

Ewwww that's gross!! I hope u don't accidentally use that fork to eat...

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Country29 16

I think its safe to say u are scarred for life!

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thatshot808 6

mmm buttscratcha!!

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broski4life 0

I was eating spagetti while I read this :( yuck

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ZombieLoveA 0

Omg! I'm eating spaghetti too.

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bagginzy 14

Oh come on, someday you'll learn to appreciate a good butt forking too.

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freakinglaugher 10

These crazy kids, and their forking. I remember the fml days of good old armpit sex.

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Just_A_Panda 9

#71 Lmao you made my day.

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theaws0m3guy 4

Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher!

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J3R3MYY 14

Cute?!?!?! I dont want to know what your definition of beautiful is..

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kjcookie10 9

Make sure you don't grab that fork when you eat!!!

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bobbycorwen 5

Where are the sarcasm people?! I felt like it was a warning.

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cheerbabe3254 4

Um armandoX113 they r not dumbshits and u cannot say stuff THT nasty is cute

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Atheros69 6

Should have stop, and slowly walk away.

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ThaBeasty01 5

at least they werent having sex

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SmittyJA24 26

It's still a bad visual. Very bad. I'd be poking my eyes out.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

120-not with that fork you won't.

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LSUFAN98 0

U already said that dipshit

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GoW_Chick 14

It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.

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JacobWithaY 5

"Oh honey!! Mmm get the spoon! After that it's your turn!"

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

It's better than seeing them having....actually no, nevermind sex is natural, scratching someone's ass with a fork is not.

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Pelreskovich 11

She was hungry..? In all seriousness though, I hope you made sure that fork stayed out of the silverware drawer.

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SkoomaKi 27

Hungry for what?! Butt skin flakes? *shudders*

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Pelreskovich 11

Your reply reminded me of that segment from Austin Powers Goldmember where what's his name eats his dried skin flakes.. *shivers* :D

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Ewwww.... Haha but very funny :)

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seriouslythat 6

67 he also had them pee on the skin flakes >.

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zombicidal 11

at least she want stabbing him like Lui Ann's mom enjoy your parents happy marriage

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ZDK5498 6

hopefully she did not set the table with that fork included..,

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nabila21 0

I saw that episode of King Of The Hill. ;)

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loserman67 35

So are you politely and gently trying to tell everyone here that your dad lets your mom fork him in the ass? See what I did there?

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Spooning leads to forking, and if you catch them forking, you could cut the tension with a knife.

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kristena103 14

????nice one brah

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Amrel 10

If he lets her fork him, i hope she lets him pork her

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bobbycorwen 5

Then they spoon together.

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bobbycorwen 5

After they chicken to the motel.

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OnlyOnFML 0

Imagine all the food eaten with those forks...

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