By maruskasommers - 09/01/2012 09:39 - Czech Republic

Today, I came home with a friend to find my mom scratching my dad's butt with a fork. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 302
You deserved it 2 707

Same thing different taste

Top comments

GoW_Chick 14

It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.


And to think they eat off the same utensils...

I didnt want to think about that. Im glad my parents are diverced.

And you'll think of that every time you grab a fork.... Yummy

D37H100 5

Who knows what else they've done. No utensil is safe..

I bet you that friend asked A LOT of questions.....

Well, I'd rather scratch it with a fork than with my bare hand... Though the best would be to not do it at all!

and then she gave you that fork to eat your lunch with!

shift_love 13

Your mom was forking your dad in the ass.

Ewwww that's gross!! I hope u don't accidentally use that fork to eat...

Country29 16

I think its safe to say u are scarred for life!

thatshot808 6
broski4life 0

I was eating spagetti while I read this :( yuck

ZombieLoveA 0

Omg! I'm eating spaghetti too.

Oh come on, someday you'll learn to appreciate a good butt forking too.

These crazy kids, and their forking. I remember the fml days of good old armpit sex.

Just_A_Panda 9

Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher!

Atheros69 6

Should have stop, and slowly walk away.

ThaBeasty01 5

at least they werent having sex

SmittyJA24 26

It's still a bad visual. Very bad. I'd be poking my eyes out.

AlaskanEskimo34 0

120-not with that fork you won't.

GoW_Chick 14

It's all about teamwork in a healthy marriage, I bet they're a really happy couple.

"Oh honey!! Mmm get the spoon! After that it's your turn!"

AlaskanEskimo34 0

It's better than seeing them having....actually no, nevermind sex is natural, scratching someone's ass with a fork is not.

She was hungry..? In all seriousness though, I hope you made sure that fork stayed out of the silverware drawer.

Hungry for what?! Butt skin flakes? *shudders*

Your reply reminded me of that segment from Austin Powers Goldmember where what's his name eats his dried skin flakes.. *shivers* :D

SaMmIMonster96 6

Ewwww.... Haha but very funny :)

seriouslythat 6

67 he also had them pee on the skin flakes >.

at least she want stabbing him like Lui Ann's mom enjoy your parents happy marriage

ZDK5498 6

hopefully she did not set the table with that fork included..,

I saw that episode of King Of The Hill. ;)

So are you politely and gently trying to tell everyone here that your dad lets your mom fork him in the ass? See what I did there?

AlaskanEskimo34 0

Spooning leads to forking, and if you catch them forking, you could cut the tension with a knife.

kristena103 14

If he lets her fork him, i hope she lets him pork her

bobbycorwen 5
bobbycorwen 5

After they chicken to the motel.

Imagine all the food eaten with those forks...